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情書

3月 18, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Gary's MIDI Paradise - MIDI files I - R小明很喜歡坐同一部校車的一位女生… 一天，他鼓起勇氣傳紙條給坐在後面的女生， 紙條上寫著：「我是小明，我很喜歡妳，如果妳願意跟我作朋友，請把紙條傳回來；如果妳不喜歡我，請把紙條丟到窗外去。」 過了一會兒，女生把紙條慢慢傳回來了，小明高興地把紙條打開… 紙條上寫著：「窗戶打!!!Note!!! All of the songs on this page were optimized to be played on a Soundblaster AWE sound card with the GS soundfont bank selected. They should still sound fine on any General MIDI wavetable sound card. If you have any trouble with these songs, try...

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超級難的邏輯思考

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Instrument Jokes - MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology從前有一隻狗狗前面有一隻貓貓前面有一隻鼠鼠後面有一隻貓貓後面有一隻狗請問狗的後面是什麼？答案：蟲。........因為"從"前有一隻狗…Acknowledgement These jokes are a continually-growing collection, and unfortunately, I can no longer remember which jokes I heard from whom. ... Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a con...

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寶卡卡

3月 18, 2013

謝半松

kuso

One-Percent Jokes and Plutocrats in Drag: What I Saw When I Crashed a Wall Street Secret Society這是一個真實故事。某天，女孩去圖書館念書，她帶了一包寶卡卡。坐好位子、把寶卡卡放著，開始念書…沒想到對面的男生，竟然把寶卡卡拿去打開，吃了起來。她覺得莫名其妙，一氣之下，她把寶卡卡拿過來，也吃了一個。結果，兩個人就這樣拿來拿去、吃來吃去。最後只剩下一個，絕的是，那個男生還分一半給女生&Recently, our nation’s financial chieftains have been feeling a little unloved. Venture capitalists are comparing the persecution of the rich to the plight of Jews at Kristallnacht, Wall Street titans are saying that they’re sick of being beaten up, and t...

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小白兔和長頸鹿

3月 18, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Sickipedia - Official Site  小白兔和長頸鹿在聊天。長頸鹿：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我吃東西時，食物會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真美味！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的看著他。長頸鹿繼續說：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我喝水時，冰涼的泉水會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真舒暢！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的說：「你吐過嗎？」Sickipedia - The Web's BEST collection of jokes! The SICKEST, RUDEST, MOST OFFENSIVE, INAPPROPRIATE & POLITICALLY INCORRECT jokes & puns - We've got them all! ... Want to be kept up to date on the latest jokes, news and the rest of the shit that ......

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真的瘦了

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Math jokes collection by Andrej and Elena Cherkaev  阿珠：聽說阿美為了減肥，參加了騎馬俱樂部？阿花：對啊，她去一個多禮拜了！阿珠：怎麼樣？成果如何？阿花：不錯啊！那匹馬瘦了快二十公斤了！ mathematical jokes and mathematical folklore. ... A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on hors...

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瓦特的由來

3月 18, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Tax Audits Are No Laughing Matter - WSJ - The Wall Street Journal & Breaking News, Business, Financi    有對夫妻生了一個小男孩，但他們想不到要取什麼名字。有一天小孩走在路上，遇到一個陌生人。陌生人問他:「What is your name?」結果，小孩就一直以為自己的名字叫「What」。他長大以後，還發明了蒸汽機。這就是瓦特的故事，這樣知道了嗎？A president shouldn't even joke about abusing IRS power. ... The people that covered this up and caused the computers to crash and the rests of the cover ups must feel very protected from the higher ups and the...

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