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獅子看過嗎？

7月 29, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Am I Right - Misheard Lyrics, Song Parodies, music humor and satire獅子看過嗎？ 兩個探險家在叢林中旅行狩獵，突然有隻兇猛的獅子跳到他們面前。 「保持冷靜，」其中一人低聲說，「記得我們看過的那本講野獸的書嗎？見到獅子時，只要站著不動和盯著牠看，牠就會轉身逃跑。」 「你說得不錯，」他的同伴回答，「你看過那本書，我也看過，可是獅子看過嗎？」Inthe00s Even the nights are better now that it's the Air Supply round. Come and join us! Everybody who has an Air Supply song already written or chooses to write one for this contest can enter. You don't need to be a member or anything special like that ...

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今天的天氣

7月 25, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Happy by NeverShoutNever! Lyrics - YouTube有個考古學家到非洲考古第一天遇到一個土人 土人對他說 今天會下雨考古學家給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝第二天土人又跑來說 今天是陰天考古學家又給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝就這樣連續了一個禮拜第七天土來跑來說 我今天沒辦法報天氣給你知道了考古學家還是給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝並且問土人說 為什麼你可以那麼準確的預Song: Happy Artist: NeverShoutNever!/Christofer Drew Album: N/A....

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我生前也很喜歡吃蘋果...

7月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Free Naija Lyrics | All About Nigerian Lyrics | Lyrics to Nigerian songs我生前也很喜歡吃蘋果...這是真的一件事，心存善念，萬物不侵。在一個下著毛毛雨的夜晚.就在那條最長..最可怕的九彎十八拐的路上...計程車司機聽著收音機..口裡哼著歌開在那條路上....忽然.. 有個婦人在路旁招手要上車..司機不疑有他..就停下來..嗯..一路上..蠻安靜的..直到那婦人說話了..FreeNaijaLyrics is Nigeria’s fastest growing collection of lyrics. Here, you can find the lyrics, their translations and meanings, and download songs from your favorite Nigerian artists (upcoming or well established). Sing along Nigeria....

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永遠追不到

7月 29, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Latest Music News | MetroLyrics - Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics上大學時，一個女孩說：「只要你有吃飯和看電影的錢我就跟你！」 我說：「我還在上學，所有的錢都是年邁父母辛苦賺來的，可惜我連這點錢也沒有。」（埋頭苦讀中……） 畢業後，另一個女孩說：「只要你工資在5萬以上，我就跟你！」 我說：「可惜我工資只有3Get the latest music news. Find breaking music news, including song lyrics, photos and top music stories. ... Special Features Bryce Vine Wrote A Song About Drugs (Even Though He Doesn't Do Them) See all Liner Notes Nate Ruess Wrote Out A Set of 'Grand .....

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他..好瞎

7月 29, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

新歌詞, 中文歌詞網馬國一毛賊起色心竟冒充男主人裸身上床!馬來西亞一個可惡的竊賊，半夜闖入民宅，竟然想冒充丈夫，非禮女主人，結果被女主人識破，倉皇逃逸。據報導，這名竊賊闖入這間民宅之後，發現男主人已經在沙發上呼呼大睡了，再偷偷跑到主臥房一看，房間只有女主人在睡覺，於是心生歹念，全身脫光光之後，上了床；女主人以為丈夫回房I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) Luka Killing Me Softly With His Song 如燕 夢一場 Ain't No Sunshine Here, There And Everywhere Have I Told You Lately Bittersweet I Feel The Earth Move Don't You Worry About A Thing 我願意 Lost In Emotion + Stand By Me You ......

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我也要活下去

7月 29, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

xkcd: Grownups我也要活下去在一個有眾多名流出席大晚會上，已失去昔日風采，鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將雷利拄著枴杖蹣跚地走上臺來就座。 主持人開口問道：「您還經常去看醫生？ 」「是的，常去看。」「為什麼？」「因為病人必須常去看醫生，醫生才能活下去。」臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲，人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced ... BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey We did not invent the algorithm. The ......

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