i want it that way

高中時的甜蜜簡訊

6月 26, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

I Don’t Want to Be Right - The New Yorker話說這已經是好幾年前的事了，不過每次想到還是會不禁一笑那時還是高二的我，偷偷交了一個女朋友，也沒讓家人知道在那時我們是兩個不同的學校，所以簡訊上的聯絡當然是不能少的在一個星期六早上我們約出去看書準備期中考我閃光跟我抱怨她因為這星期常常熬夜，所以火氣大，嘴巴破了個洞，很不方便。當然身為男友的我一定要安To change false beliefs, appealing to a person’s sense of self may be more important than the facts. ... I Don’t Want to Be Right,” by Maria Konnikova. Last month, Brendan Nyhan, a professor of political science at Dartmouth, published the results of a st...

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一位母親給兒子的信

6月 26, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

10 Things I Want My Daughter to Know About Working Out | wellfesto有一天一位媽媽寫了一封信給兒子信上說兒子阿，這個星期總共下了兩次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天，我還到了披薩店去買披薩，店員問我說要切六片還是十二片，我說切成六片好了，十二片太多吃不下，還有一個喜事，昨天你表妹生了，但我不知道是男是女，所以我不知道你要當阿姨還是舅舅，我還寄了一件外套過去，倒是會Mid-way through a recent group exercise class, the teacher lost me. She didn’t lose me because of some complicated step sequence or insanely long set of burpees; I mentally checked out because of a few words she kept saying over and over. “Come on! Get .....

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大樹會說話

6月 26, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

I read all the small print on the internet and it made me want to die | Technology | The Guardian天兵一號這天摸魚被抓~班長:[看見100公尺外的那棵大樹沒?]天兵:[報告班長!有~]班長:[現在跑過去~聽它說什麼~]天兵:[啊?]班長:[啊什麼啊~快去~]幾分鐘後.....天兵:[報..報告班長~它沒有說話.....]班長:[混蛋~一定是你沒有用心聽~再給我過去~]又幾分鐘後.....天兵:[Alex Hern decided not to do anything for a week – unless he’d read all the terms and conditions first. Seven days and 146,000 words later, what did he learn? Anyone else fancy reading page after page of dry, impenetrable prose? Just Alex Hern, and this gu...

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停車時間

6月 26, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Midi's To Tab - I Songs - Index Page剛拿到駕照的呆呆，很得意的跟小華說：「今天我開車到外面停車，路牌寫說『此 處停車不得超過一小時』」。 小華說：「那又怎樣？」 呆呆：「你知道嗎？我只花了30分鐘就停好車了！」 小華：「……」晚上睡覺時，小寶一直不肯乖乖去睡。 媽媽說：「小寶，不要再鬧了…&hSong Title Artist or Band Tab Page I Am A Rock1-C53 I Am A Rock2-C105 I Am A Rock3-F104 Simon & Garfunkel I Am I Said1-Bb100 Neil Diamond I Am Woman1-G90 Helen Reddy I Believe I Can Fly1-Db72 I Believe In Music1-Ab72 I Believe In Music2-D85 I ......

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我們的學歷只有這樣子

6月 26, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden: 'I don't want to live in a society that does these sort of things'看到答案時我真的愣住了想想....原來我真的是受這樣的教育長大的啊~~看來我覺得我有必要再從小學一年級開始念起了這真的是一個好題目，多多少少也反映出我們的教育教出了頭腦多麼僵化的學生??============ ========= ========= ========= ======各位:丟給你們去https://freesnowden.is/ | http://chelseamanning.org/ | https://justice4assange.com | https://freebarrettbrown.org | https://freejeremy.net | https://freedom.press Copyright © 2013 Praxis Films / Laura Poitras FAIR USE NOTICE: This video contains copyright...

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智 商 測 試 器

6月 26, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: ABOUT ME某廠生產了一種智商測試器， 獻給某知名廠商秘書要試一試，把腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「智商85 」，秘書很高興，機器說「智商90」，副總也很高興，總經理見大家這麼高興致，也去試一試。腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「儀器珍貴，請大家小心使用，---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。上次事件發生後，廠家急忙升級，很I'm Jen (my real name) - I write this blog and best-selling books. The books I wrote: People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Daycare Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges (Random House, September 2014). Spending the Holidays with Peopl...

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