i'll make a man out of you

爸爸上輩子的情人

7月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Barefoot Contessa at Home: Everyday Recipes You'll Make Over and Over Again: Ina Garten: 97814000543在飛機上，我跟一對父女坐同一排。小女孩她爸，看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩，長得挺聰明可愛的，大概是小學一二年級。空姐發食物了，小女孩兒一拿到，非常高興的打開吃，想必是餓壞了。父親：「你謝謝阿姨沒？」小女孩， 很可愛的說：「謝謝阿姨」父親：「跟阿姨說，阿姨你真漂亮。」小女孩這時語氣變了：「阿姨，我爸說你Throughout the years that she has lived and worked in East Hampton, Ina Garten has catered and attended countless parties and dinners. ... This shopping feature will continue to load items. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading...

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外國口音的困擾

7月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

Dallas Cowboys News And Notes: You Can't Keep A Good Man Away - Blogging The Boys有一天我騎著機車在等紅綠燈突然後面傳來一個外國口音:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?我聽了嚇一跳!對他說:你幹嘛?大庭廣眾之下居然說這種話...於是他就轉向另一個人說的還是:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?後來綠燈亮了我就騎走...之後聽我朋友說他是一個傳教士而他說的是:嘿!小鬼頭!你信教了嗎?Damien Wilson signed his rookie contract on Thursday afternoon, leaving Byron Jones as the Cowboys’ lone unsigned draft pick. Dallas Cowboys ink LB Damien Wilson to deal - Todd Archer, ESPN Dallas Here's the contract details from Archer: Wilson will recei...

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男人的變化

7月 22, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Tossing Out Food In The Trash? In Seattle, You'll Be Fined For That : The Salt : NPR愛的宣言六星期後：我愛你！我愛你！我愛你！六個月後：當然，我愛你。六年後：天哪！如果我不愛你，我幹嘛向你求婚？下班後六星期後：親愛的，我到家了。六個月後：我回來了。六年後：你煮好了沒？電話響起六星期後：寶貝，有人找你。六個月後：哪，找你的。六年後：聽電話！！！廚藝六星期後：我從來都不知道食物是那麼的In Seattle, wasting food will now earn you a scarlet letter — well, a scarlet tag, to be more accurate. The bright red tag, posted on a garbage bin, tells everyone who sees it that you've violated a new city law that makes it illegal to put food into tras...

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台北小黃司機真熱情.

7月 22, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Men Who Can't Love: How to Recognize a Commitmentphobic Man Before He Breaks Your Heart: Steven Cart小弟放暑假終於回到了台北昨天因為要赴約聚餐本來要搭公車結果等太久快遲到了決定搭小黃這台小黃的司機很會聊天不知不覺就跟他喇勒起來了後來討論到台北跟台中的交通=========================================================司機： 我跟你說喔 台北市有80I have read this book three times. Each time I find more information and it further explains my ex-boyfriend as he has through the years let out more of his Commitmentphobic tendencies. This book really hits the nail on the head with this problem. It's li...

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很欠揍卻成功了的求婚

7月 22, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

AskMen - Become a Better Man很欠揍卻成功了的求婚 七點十分，我打手機給她：“你準備上班了嗎？”  她笑道：“是呀！”  我的語氣有些哽咽：“雯 .....對不起！”  她楞了一會兒：“為什麼向我道歉？&rAskMen is the No. 1 site to help men improve their lives—from discovering new products & trends to getting advice on dating, fitness, grooming & more. ... Don't be left in the dark ages, wearing dad jeans and going to the wrong bars. AskMen's ......

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GDP（國內生產毛額）的故事

7月 22, 2013

小安

kuso

The Man of a Thousand Places有兩個非常聰明的經濟學天才青年，他們經常為一些高深的經濟學理論爭辯不休。一天飯後去散步，為了某個數學模型的證明兩位傑出青年又爭了起來，正在難分高下的時候，突然發現前面的草地上有一堆狗屎。甲就對乙說，如果你能把它吃下去，我願意出五千萬。五千萬的誘惑可真不小，吃還是不吃呢？乙掏出紙筆，進行了精確的數學計IHG’s Win Big promotion is drawing to a close and I won! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me. You gotta love it when a promotion works out just the way you planned. Sadly, I won’t be playing in Round 2; the offer just doesn’t work out for me...

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