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夫妻對話

7月 31, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Because I'm Addicted Blog（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話（3）妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」夫妻對話（4）妻：「來看看我有沒有斷Frozen fruits: Mixed berries or frozen strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, peaches, mango, pineapple, mango, cherries, acai packets, frozen coconut or anything else delicious that you can get your hands on. I like to buy local fruit at t...

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白痴知識問答

7月 31, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

I'm A Lazy Mom | A blog that pokes fun at the lazy moments ALL moms have (yes, even super moms).問:我家附近有人養狗..而且不管它隨便跑，經常晚上在我家門口拉屎，有沒有辦法不讓它在我家拉屎嗎?答:每次狗拉屎的時候，你去偷看，等狗發現了你在偷看，它會害羞的，就再也不敢到你家門口拉屎了!問:電腦瑩幕不停地輕微抖動，有什麼辦法？答:你也不停地抖動，當你的頻率和振幅與抖動畫面一樣時，你就感覺不出來了。Hey mamas! I have lots of stuff I want to share with you, including this funny video that my family BURST out laughing at several weeks ago when we were watching a news wrap-up about FIFA President, Blatter. It’s funny because I had literally just said to...

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史上16大謊言

7月 31, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

TidyMom | Find easy recipes, household tips and products that inspire women to embrace their inner-h網站：我們是免費的。警察：我們是為人民服務的。售貨小姐：這件衣服真的很適合你！！地攤老闆：這件是最後一件， 算你便宜啦影視明星：我們只是朋友關係。高官致詞：下面，我簡單地講兩句。父母：我幫你把紅包存起來了。太太：（出門前化妝時）馬上就好！馬上就好！老公：（一面盯著別的女生）她哪有你漂亮？？？食品包裝Find easy recipes, household tips and products that inspire women to embrace their inner-homemaker, ease the chaos of everyday life and create a functional, fun and tidy home. ... Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a cookie cake from the mall or bakery? I...

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換位子

7月 31, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics - Official Site有對夫妻結婚多年，丈夫總是忘記一些特別的日子，結婚三十五週年那天，他們在餐桌吃早餐時，妻子 向她 先生暗示：「老伴，你知不知道，我們坐在這兩張椅子上已經整整三十五年了?」丈夫徐徐放下報紙，望著老婆說： 「妳...是不是想跟我換位子?」Welcome to SIAM! Applied mathematics, in partnership with computational science, is essential in solving many real-world problems. Our mission is to build cooperation between mathematics and the worlds of science and technology through our ......

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我也要！我也要！

7月 31, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

15-Yr-Old Kelvin Doe Wows M.I.T. - YouTube一架飛機上有一對男女坐在一起，〔他們並不認識〕女的開口說要一杯果汁…男：我也要！我也要！女：空中小姐，請再給我一些水果，謝謝…男：我也要！我也要！〔怕吃虧，因為機票很貴，想撈點本〕後來女的又小小聲的告訴空中小姐一些話，男的根本沒廳到，卻趕緊說：我也要！空中小姐微笑的說：「To support Kelvin and young innovators like him, please visit http://www.crowdrise.com/InnovateSalone 15-Year-Old Kelvin Doe is an engineering whiz living in Sierra Leone who scours the trash bins for spare parts, which he uses to build batteries, generat...

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我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆

7月 31, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

The Christmas Conspiracy笑...(妙答)超自然 我昨晚碰到鬼擋牆，為啥我立刻吃了一盅佛跳牆還是走不出去？ 答：你不是佛，吃再多的佛跳牆也是沒用的；還有，你沒事帶佛跳牆在身上幹麻？[超自然 ] 算命的說我命短，我該抽長壽煙來延長壽命嗎？ 答：建議抽新樂園直接上天堂以免夜長夢多。 [兩性關係 ] The Christmas Conspiracy! is Herod's and the ACLU's worst nightmare. While some are fretting about "the commercialization of Christmas," we applaud it, and are working for the "Christmasization" of all commerce....

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