if you could see me now 歌詞

『業務檢討』會議

5月 14, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Michael Jackson - Man In The Mirror Lyrics - YouTube『業務檢討』會議某單位在『業務檢討』會議中，長官經過一長串地痛心致詞之後，希望會中同仁能夠有話直說、踴躍發言。就在一片寂靜，要上不下的尷尬氣氛中，突然一股吼聲蹦出來 ....... 。一位主管慷慨激昂地站起來說：我們的業績不好，個人以為主要是有三個原因在做祟 .....第一，是沒後臺。就像寡婦睡覺，The lyrics to the song "Man in the mirror" by Michael Jackson... Enjoy! Any lyric vids you want doin send me your requests! =) Also join my site: http://michaeljacksonworld.forumotion......

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大陸聘用人才的方法 太厲害了

5月 14, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Nickelback - If Everyone Cared [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube某銷售公司要招兩名助理，我很自信地抱著一堆資料去了。公司門前已經等了很多人，每一個都意氣風發。看著他們，我覺得自己條件絲毫不差，完全沒理由自卑。這麼想著，我氣宇軒昂地排在了隊伍的後面。前面的人開始慢慢移動，輪到誰誰就把手上入場券遞給保安。保安收過撕開，人就可以進去了，像火車站進站剪票時的情景。看來這Nickelback's latest album, The Best of Nickelback, Volume 1 is available now on Roadrunner Records. - CD: http://smarturl.it/NickelbBestOfCD - iTunes: http://smarturl.it/nb-bestof-itunes - Stream: http://smarturl.it/NickelbBestOfStream Subscribe: http://b...

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請同事吃飯

5月 14, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Latest Music News | MetroLyrics - Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics丈夫：親愛的，明晚我要請一位同事來吃晚飯。 妻子：什麼?!你瘋了嗎?房子已經很久沒有打掃過了，我也很久沒有去超市買東西了，家裏的三十個碟子都還沒有洗，我也不願意下廚房去做點什麼像樣的晚餐! 丈夫：我知道，親愛的。 妻子：那你幹嘛還請同事來吃飯? 丈夫：因為那個傻小子居然滿腦子想著要結婚。Get the latest music news. Find breaking music news, including song lyrics, photos and top music stories. ... 25 Songs That Offer Some Serious Life-Altering Advice Here's A Playlist That Has All The Songs You Need To Know This Summer Of Monsters and Men ....

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數學課

5月 14, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

This is my England | Books | The Guardian有一天，老師在上課時說:【數學記算要精確，】老師打一個比方說:【一個房子一個人需要蓋十天，但是十個人蓋房子一天就可以蓋好了。】老師剛說完話就有一個學生舉手說:一艘輪船需要七天的時間才能送貨到對岸，但是七艘輪船只需要一天的時間就可以送貨到對岸了。學生剛說完話老師臉就紅了!!不知如何回答學生。I was recently in New Zealand on a literary visit sponsored by the British Council. At a book reading, a young white man asked me, "Where are you from?" England, I replied. "You don't look English," he said. "Well, this is what English looks like sometime...

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家裡遭小偷光顧

5月 14, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Amazon.com: Caterpillar Women's Carlie Steel Toe Boot: Industrial And Construction Shoes: Shoes上周一，公司派我出差。剛住進賓館，我就接到了老婆的電話：「老公，大事不好。今天咱們小區混進了幾個賊，咱家也被光顧了。」我跳了起來，問：「丟東西了嗎？有沒有報警？」「家裡被翻得亂七八糟，衣櫥裡的100,000塊錢沒了。還丟了什麼東西，我正在清理，警察下午來看過了。」老婆聽出了我的焦急，趕緊安慰我：「好I HAVE to wear steel toe boots for my job, and let me tell you, these are the MOST comfortable shoes!!!!! Ladies if you're looking for steel toe shoes look no further! I know that most women's steel toes are heavy, granted yes steel toes are going to be h...

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結婚證書……的笑話

5月 14, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Lydia Paek - Eyes, Nose, Lips (눈,코,입) Cover English Version - Color Coded Lyrics一對新人在簽署結婚證書時，， 新郎低聲地對新娘說。『這是妳的長期飯票。』 新娘眼睛也不眨一下地回敬道。『這是你的洗衣機保證書。』…… 小芬，小蘭同時愛上了一個男生小明。 兩女經談判，最後是小芬獲勝。 內容如下： Lyrics You ain’t even really gotta lie I just need you to say good bye Then I’ll really let you go and you’ll never see me So just stop wasting my time I’ll never come around you again no more This will be the end now just shut the door But you’ll miss me...

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