if you could see me now 歌詞

人渣人渣

5月 16, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Michael Jackson - Man In The Mirror Lyrics - YouTube話說...有一天，小明&草莓&花生&香蕉走在路上過第一個馬路時，草莓被車輾過小明就笑著說:「哈哈，草莓醬」過第二個馬路時，花生被車輾過小明也笑著說:「哈哈，花生醬」過第三個馬路時，小明被車輾過香蕉說:「哈哈，人渣」The lyrics to the song "Man in the mirror" by Michael Jackson... Enjoy! Any lyric vids you want doin send me your requests! =) Also join my site: http://michaeljacksonworld.forumotion......

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惡整老闆

5月 16, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Nickelback - If Everyone Cared [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube週末下午，同公司的女職員們正在咖啡廳裡閒聊，突然話題轉到那位刻薄小氣的老闆上。妳一言、我一語的數落了老闆一陣，最後決議要對老闆來點報復，並約定下週末同時間、同地點 各自報告成果。一周後，四位女職員圍在桌邊，報告惡作劇事項。A小姐說：「星期二跟星期四，老闆的汽車輪胎被洩氣是我幹的！」大家一陣歡呼！B小Nickelback's latest album, The Best of Nickelback, Volume 1 is available now on Roadrunner Records. - CD: http://smarturl.it/NickelbBestOfCD - iTunes: http://smarturl.it/nb-bestof-itunes - Stream: http://smarturl.it/NickelbBestOfStream Subscribe: http://b...

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我開除我女秘書的原因 一個老闆的自述

5月 16, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Latest Music News | MetroLyrics - Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics我開除我女秘書的原因 (一個老闆的自述)(一定要看哦！笑到噴飯！哈哈！） 兩個禮拜之前，是我 55 歲的生日。 那天早上，我的心情還不錯。我想說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說 "生日快樂 "，搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！ 結果她不但沒有跟我說 "生日快樂 "，Get the latest music news. Find breaking music news, including song lyrics, photos and top music stories. ... 25 Songs That Offer Some Serious Life-Altering Advice Here's A Playlist That Has All The Songs You Need To Know This Summer Of Monsters and Men ....

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夫婦跟團去參觀一間養豬場

5月 16, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

This is my England | Books | The Guardian有一對夫婦跟團去參觀一間養豬場，養豬場的主人為他們介紹本場一些特別的豬，首先看的是銅牌豬，顧名思義，這些豬是得過銅牌的，為什麼得到銅牌呢？因為這些豬兩天就可以配種一次。這個太太一聽，就白了她先生一眼，並且冷冷地說著：「你看！你看！你看！」這個先生他沒說什麼，只是頭低下去了一點。接下來看的是銀牌豬，顧I was recently in New Zealand on a literary visit sponsored by the British Council. At a book reading, a young white man asked me, "Where are you from?" England, I replied. "You don't look English," he said. "Well, this is what English looks like sometime...

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王八德

5月 16, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Amazon.com: Caterpillar Women's Carlie Steel Toe Boot: Industrial And Construction Shoes: Shoes有一個人叫做王八德。有一天,奶奶生病了,於是他寫了一封信給奶奶。信上說:「親愛的奶奶,聽說您生病了,請不要沒事隨便下床。敬愛您的王八德。]因為不會寫奶奶,病,床及德這幾個字,於是用o代替。由於奶奶看不清楚字,請鄰居唸。鄰居以為o是蛋的意思,結果.......唸唸看吧！……I HAVE to wear steel toe boots for my job, and let me tell you, these are the MOST comfortable shoes!!!!! Ladies if you're looking for steel toe shoes look no further! I know that most women's steel toes are heavy, granted yes steel toes are going to be h...

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我們大家同歸於盡

5月 15, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Lydia Paek - Eyes, Nose, Lips (눈,코,입) Cover English Version - Color Coded Lyrics有位富翁請了一位新司機。有一天，富翁參加了一個宴會，富翁將司機介紹給大家認識，要司機向大家敬酒，司機從小沒讀多少書，苦思了一會兒，很高興的舉杯敬大家：「來來來，我們大家同歸於盡吧！（乎乾啦）」話畢，席上一陣靜默，不少人對著司機白眼，司機這才知說錯話了，尷尬的退到一邊，不敢再多說話。宴畢，回家的路上，Lyrics You ain’t even really gotta lie I just need you to say good bye Then I’ll really let you go and you’ll never see me So just stop wasting my time I’ll never come around you again no more This will be the end now just shut the door But you’ll miss me...

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