if you say so

我要下車

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Michael Ruhlman - Official Site公交車在等紅燈時，一男子叫道：「司機，開一下門，我要下車。」 「這裡是站牌嗎？」司機怒道。 「就因為這裡不是站牌我才給你說一聲。」 司機無語。I’m off today to the coast of Massachusetts to write a magazine story on oysters. I’m very excited as I’ve never been to an oyster farm. Oysters are truly among the most unique creatures we eat. But why do they inspire us so? Their gorgeous shells (above ...

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國家.黨.社會和人民

7月 25, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love | Apex Magazine老師讓同學回家後寫一篇有關“國家”、“黨”、“社會”和“人民”的作文。小明不理解這些詞的含義，就去問爸爸。爸爸告訴他：“國家是最大的，就像你奶奶。黨是最有權利的，是一家之主，就像我。社會就是為Wow, such bigotry in a story. Such ignorant fear of the unknown, of the working people you have never deigned to speak to, so never understood outside the arrogant prejudices of the “educated” left. Sarah Hoyt (a far better writer) was quite right about t...

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年輕的種雞

7月 25, 2013

林若綠

kuso

IF YOU HAVE THREADWORMS - PLEASE READ!.Thread discussing IF YOU HAVE THREADWORMS - PLEASE READ!王老先生在農場裡養了一群母雞，唯一的種雞已經上了年紀，王老先生於是決定想找隻年輕的種雞分擔老種雞的重任。年輕的種雞來到農場四處遊走以適應新環境，吸引了不少母雞的注意，老種雞感到嚴重的威脅，這樣下去其下場可想而知。於是老種雞對年輕的種雞說：「我知道你來到這裡的目的，不要以為你年輕力壯就可以取代我，不如Patient discussion forums allow you to share your health experiences with others. ... Hi, so pleased to have found this forum. Like most of you I have suffered with thread worms for years, since I was 7, I am now forty....

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習慣裸奔

7月 25, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Midi's To Tab - I Songs - Index Page有個女人趁先生上班時偷偷與情人廝混。 有天兩人在床上，女人聽到她先生車子回來的聲音. 她焦急叫情人："趕快拿著你的衣服 ,跳窗戶吧 ." 情人一看："外頭下大雨你叫我跳出去? " 女人叫道："我先生如果逮到我們兩個,我們必死無疑。" 她的情人只好拿起Song Title Artist or Band Tab Page I Am A Rock1-C53 I Am A Rock2-C105 I Am A Rock3-F104 Simon & Garfunkel I Am I Said1-Bb100 Neil Diamond I Am Woman1-G90 Helen Reddy I Believe I Can Fly1-Db72 I Believe In Music1-Ab72 I Believe In Music2-D85 I ......

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車子壞了

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

12 things your daughter needs you to say - emily p. freeman -小明開著自己的車子和妻子去蜜月旅行，結果在半路上車子引擎突然熄火，小明修理半天，車子還是不會動。看著小明滿頭大汗，妻子安慰他說：「前面不遠的地方有間汽車旅館，我們先去那邊住一晚，明天早上起來，車子就 會自己好的，不用擔心。」小明說：「那是還沒結婚之前的事，這一次車子是真的壞掉了！」 我要影Looking for advice daughters? Here are 12 surprising things she wants to hear you say. ... All I can say is, ‘Wow!’ I so needed this encouragement today in communicating with my sweet daughter. Thank you for your insight and for your obvious love for teen...

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麻辣粉絲煲

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

It's Not Fraud If You're Married | Lisa Arends有人很喜歡“麻辣粉絲煲”這道菜。有一次他上飯館，又點了這道菜。但侍者告訴他，這道菜已經賣完了。「真的賣完了嗎？」他很失望地問。「先生，真的賣完了。最後一份賣給那桌的先生了。」侍者回答道。那人順著侍者的指點，看見有個很體面的紳士坐在鄰座。紳士的飯菜已經吃得差不多了，但那份&ld"It's not fraud if you're married," the policeman said apologetically. As I registered his words, the enormity of what I was facing became clear. My ex-husband and I first established a household together in our late teens. We came together with nothing. ...

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