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給老婆的禮物

4月 18, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

IGS -- International GNSS Service三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」「答對了！我買給我老婆一台相The International GNSS Service (IGS) is a federation of over 200 worldwide agencies collaborating to form a global network of over 300 permanent, continuous GPS and GLONASS tracking sites, and to analyze this data set to form precise products, and to make...

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打瞌睡

4月 18, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

GoBase.org - Go Software: IGS Clients有個學生上課打瞌睡,被老師發現.老師問:[為什麼上課打瞌睡?]學生:[我是在養精蓄銳.]老師:[為什麼猛點頭?]學生:[因為老師說的頭頭是道!]老師:[為什麼還流口水呢?]學生:[因為老師說的津津有味嘛!]老師:「...」GoBase.org - Go Games, Go Information and Go Study Tools ... The programs are ordered by platform and within each platform by name. The number of available programs on a platform is indicated. We realize that some platforms are close to obsolete....

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便當袋

4月 18, 2013

何新冬

kuso

IGS Energy - Official Site某在XX小學的午餐時間...噹噹噹噹~『訓導處報告、訓導處報告，訓導處有一只遺失的便當袋，便當袋上有一隻黃色松鼠的圖案，請有遺失的同學來訓導處認領』噹噹噹噹~(約過了20秒)噹噹噹噹~『訓導處更正、訓導處更正，是皮卡丘』噹噹噹噹~相信大家對白雪公主的故事都不陌生更不用說裡面那面會說話的魔鏡了這天..IGS Energy, a natural gas and electricity supplier, is known for its energy expertise as well as its simple, clear customer solutions. ... A Leading Supplier of Electricity & Natural Gas IGS Energy is one of America’s leading independent energy providers....

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姐姐去麥當勞

4月 18, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Pandanet有一次我朋友的姐姐去麥當勞應徵工讀生，隔日..收到通知已被入取，她那時候高興不已的大聲狂笑星期日是她第一次上班，一到那邊其他工讀生利用工作的時間順便教她先做一些雜事，過了幾天後，她看大家都會處理一些漢堡薯條可樂等事情她就很高興的跑去問那天當班的經理，說請問可以教我做漢堡嗎？？但那當班經理一付不削的臉16 pairs of male and female professional Go players who represent the Japanese Go world will play tournament games, and in the 4th round, the winning pair will be decided. Games from the 1st round to the semifinal round will be played at the Nihon Ki-in, ...

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為人民服務

4月 18, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

IGS The Internet Go Server為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，IGS The Internet Go Server...

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囂張的德州佬

4月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

IGS – Institute for Graduate Studies | Now In Our 45th Year!有一位德州佬到澳洲農場玩，農場主人很自豪的帶他參觀麥田，德州佬囂張的說『我們德州最小的麥田都比你的大四倍！』農場主人又帶他看牛群，德州老又很囂張的說『我們德州的羊還比你們的牛大一倍！』這時有一群袋鼠經過，德州佬看的眼球都快要掉出來，口中無語。這時農夫很囂張的說『你們德州沒有這樣大的草蜢吧？』有一個小A CUT WELL ABOVE THE REST! NOW IN OUR 45th YEAR! Welcome to IGS – Worldwide Face-to-Face Courses 100% Online Courses Hybrid Courses Recertification and Licensing Courses Conference Courses Professional Advancement Course Descriptions...

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