illy francis francis y3 iperespresso machine

離婚的原因

4月 9, 2013

梁寒瑤

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Francis Francis Y3 - iperEspresso Machines - illy eShop離婚的原因 老張結婚二十年，最近居然決定 和 太太離婚，因為太太一生氣起來就會用盤子丟他。 他的朋友都勸他：「這麼多年都忍過去了，何必現在要離婚呢？」 老張無奈的說：「我實在受不了啦，因為她的盤子越丟越準了！」Francis Francis Y3 Espresso Machine, purchase online. Discover illy's selection for iperespresso machines. illy eShop offers a wide range of coffee, machines and accessories for a perfect espresso. ... Introducing the NEW Francis Francis Y3 iperEspresso ....

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仇~~~~是這樣報的

4月 9, 2013

黃懷雙

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illy Francis Francis Y3 IperEspresso Machine - EspressoCrazy.com我有一個親戚常常把安全帽掛在車上，他懶得每次帶回家，再加上他又住在鬧區附近，所以他安全帽的失竊率超高，從九百塊一頂到九十九塊一頂都有人偷。可是他又超有原則，絕對不偷拿別人安全帽。所以常常在安全帽被偷後未帶安全帽，騎車去買安全帽的途中，就被鬼鬼祟祟的警察攔下開單(屢試不爽)，任憑你怎麼解釋安全帽剛被偷illy espresso and francis francis espresso machines - The sole UK distibutor for illy and Francis Francis - Everthing you need for the perfect home espresso ... Delivery Information (Free delivery on all orders) WHEN WILL MY ORDER ARRIVE? Normal (Non-Holi...

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飛機上的降落傘

4月 9, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Francis Francis X1 - iperEspresso Machines - illy eShop有四個人坐在飛機上突然飛機失控了但是機艙只有三個降落傘此時，一個人拿了一個降落傘說:我是醫生!我還有很多病人要救!!然後就跳下去了第二個人看到之後，也搶走一個降落傘說:我是律師!我還有很多重要的官司要打!!!!然後也跳下去了飛機上只剩一個老人跟年輕人老人說: 不用急﹐我有辦法。飛機經過某湖時﹐老人突Francis Francis X1 Espresso Machine, purchase online. Discover illy's selection for iperespresso machines. illy eShop offers a wide range of coffee, machines and accessories for a perfect espresso. ... Enjoy a complimentary extraordinary espresso gift set...

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現在的女孩子滿腦子都是色情

4月 9, 2013

黃友陽

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Amazon.com: Francis Francis for Illy 216558 X1 iperEspresso Machine, Stainless: Combination Coffee E會錯意(一) 下午coffee time，總經理走近四個女同事旁，“美麗小姐兒們，要不要猜謎啊？嘻嘻……好啦注意聽，猜人身上的東西：上面有毛，下面也有毛，晚上就來個毛對毛。”“唉呀呀，總經理好色，人家不來了啦！”&ldquoFrancis Francis X1 iperEspresso/Cappuccino machine works exclusively with the illy iperEspresso capsules. Makes authentic Italian espresso. Product Details Color: Silver Product Dimensions: 10.4 x 10.6 x 12.7 inches Shipping Weight: 23.8 pounds ( View shi...

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男人的ＸＸ就是..

4月 9, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Iperespresso coffee machine X7.1 - illy話說一堆閒來無事的老女人，談話的內容總是圍繞在男人的身上。有一天她們突發奇想，說要給男人的ＸＸ給取個小名，讓以後交談時方便使用。大家一致通過這點子。結果愛吃零食的 Ami 首先發難Ami 說：「男人的ＸＸ就是『口香糖』」大家問：「為什麼？」Ami 答：「使用前是直的，使用後是縮成一團的。」大家笑成一The Iperespresso X7.1 capsule-based system from illy is where form, function and simplicity conspire to create authentic espresso, at one touch. ... The X7.1 Iperespresso puts the power in your hands, at one touch of a button. Italian architect Luca Trazz...

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今晚我們吃什麼？

4月 9, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Francis Illy Y3 Iperespresso coffee machine - Black: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home老婆自從做家庭主婦後精神鬱卒，脾氣很不爽有一天老公下班回來看見老婆在炒菜！老公從後面摟著老婆溫柔的說:親愛的！今晚我們吃什麼？老婆很兇的說:甲賽啦！老公很洩氣得拿著報紙去坐馬桶....老婆心想:老公上班也辛苦，剛才的態度真不該！於是....就到浴室門口敲門說:老公！你在做什麼呀！老公語氣粉冷的說..Description The Y3 offers bar-quality espresso with one-touch convenience in an elegant space-saving design - just 10 cm wide. The easy-access front touch controls panel buttons allow you to select and customize the espresso volume. iperEspresso Coffee ca...

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