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「我礙妳」 分手簡訊超瞎大調查

5月 17, 2013

連冷文

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Apple - iMac「我礙妳」 分手簡訊超瞎大調查日期: 2009/08/22 情人節要到了，有網路業者逆向思考，做了一項分手金句調查，結果很有意思，網友選出很多瞎透了的分手台詞，其中以「我礙你」最經典，談戀愛時是我愛你，分手變成我「妨礙」你。MSN、手機簡訊、電話，通通都是要說晴天霹靂的分手消息，不敢當面講iMac features an ultrathin all-in-one design, beautiful widescreen display, the latest processors and graphics, and advanced storage options. ... Great built-in apps for work and play. Every new Mac comes with iPhoto, iMovie, GarageBand, Pages, Numbers, a...

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

5月 17, 2013

王采安

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iMac - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia很Cool的跨世化對話一個中年人問一個年輕人：「你有看過金庸的小說嗎？」年輕人：「沒有，只有看過電視劇。」中年人：「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字，串起來會成為一首詩：『飛雪連天射白鹿，笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎？」年輕人：「不知道…..但是我有看羅琳（J.K. Rowling）的The iMac is a range of all-in-one Macintosh desktop computers designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been the primary part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its debut in August 1998 (shipped; introduced June 1998), and has evolved through six d...

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如何拒絕補習班電話

5月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

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Apple (United Kingdom) - iMac如何拒絕補習班電話~超爆笑的︿︿．．．．甲：「補習班一直打電話來，煩都煩死了...跟他們說人不在，他們還說要晚點再打來...害我一下扮老爸，一下扮我妹的朋友。」我：「......」過些時候！過些時候！過些時候！過些時候！打ＰＳ２打到一半時！電話響起！甲：「喔！又是補習班的！真的很不想接耶...」我：iMac features an ultra-thin all-in-one design, beautiful widescreen display, the latest processors and graphics, and advanced storage options. ... Great built-in apps for work and play. Every new Mac comes with iPhoto, iMovie, GarageBand, Pages, Numbers a...

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當兵演習前的遺書

5月 20, 2013

范姜映梅

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Macintosh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia軍中] 當兵演習前的遺書  有一天，保防官過來交代保防官：你們下禮拜就要去演習了，叫阿兵哥各寫一封遺書跟家書，放假前長官要看。我：怎麼跟我講啊?保防官:你是代理輔導長啊。於是當我在晚點名時跟大家宣布了這件事,當然是幹聲連連老兵A：X的,要去演習就已經很幹了，還要寫這鬼東西。老兵B：我已經2The Macintosh (/ˈmækɨntɒʃ/ MAK-in-tosh), or Mac, is a series of personal computers (PCs) designed, developed, and marketed by Apple Inc. Steve Jobs introduced the original Macintosh computer on January 24, 1984. This was the first mass-market personal com...

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不是春光

5月 20, 2013

林凝晴

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Freddie Mac - Official Site不是春光一天，同學和哥哥一起上街，裙子突然被大風吹起來，同學驚慌地按著揚起的裙子大喊：「天啊，春光外洩了」哥哥白了她一眼說：「拜託，家醜外揚吧」▼ 只欠東風媽媽：「胖妞，還不去洗澡」 胖妞：「水還沒放滿啊」小弟：「坐下去就滿了啦。」▼作弊在我高一的時候，我們學校月考，班上有人作弊。那時候我Freddie Mac works with mortgage lenders to help people get lower housing costs and better access to home financing. Site contains news, products, services and homeownership advice. ... Did We Get It Right? Read along as we look back on 5 key housing ......

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勞動節禮物

5月 20, 2013

陳巧芹

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Fleetwood Mac - Official Site景氣非常不好的時候～勞動節將至，公司照例發放資深員工禮品。阿水：「喂，你的獎品是什麼」 林仔：「一台電子鍋。」阿水：「哇哈，那是叫你回去吃自己囉」林仔：「那你拿什麼啊」阿水：「電扇呀」 林仔：「哦～～那就是叫你哪邊涼快哪邊去囉」Due to overwhelming demand, eleven new shows have been added to Fleetwood Mac's 2015 'On With The Show' tour in the US. American Express card members can purchase tickets before the general public beginning Tuesday, Dec. 9 at 10 a.m. through Friday ......

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