imac 27 2009

永遠追不到

8月 12, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Apple - iMac上大學時，一個女孩說：「只要你有吃飯和看電影的錢我就跟你！」 我說：「我還在上學，所有的錢都是年邁父母辛苦賺來的，可惜我連這點錢也沒有。」（埋頭苦讀中……） 畢業後，另一個女孩說：「只要你工資在5萬以上，我就跟你！」 我說：「可惜我工資只有3iMac features an ultrathin all-in-one design, beautiful widescreen display, the latest processors and graphics, and advanced storage options. ... Great built-in apps for work and play. Every new Mac comes with Photos, iMovie, GarageBand, Pages, Numbers, a...

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一千塊

8月 12, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Apple - iMac - Technical Specifications法官：「你說那個陌生男子摸遍你全身， 最後把妳牛仔褲小口袋裏的一千塊搶走了。」 美鳳：「一點也不錯。」 法官：「當時妳為什麼不大聲尖叫？」 美鳳：「啊呀！人家當時哪裏知道他要的是錢呢？」View the technical specifications for iMac, see what comes in the box, explore configuration options, and read a list of recommended accessories. ... iMac and the Environment Apple takes a complete product life cycle approach to determining our environmen...

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爆笑點名 老師當場氣絕身亡

8月 12, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Mac Mini - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia學校開學點名，老師別出心裁說：「我念學號，你們自己報名字，這樣大 家就認識了，好不好？」 「1號！」 「報告老師，我姓焦，我叫焦配。」 老師有點暈，問道：「這是誰給你取的？」  「我爹。」 「你爹是幹什麼的？」  「開種豬廠的！」 「2號！」  一個女生站起來The Mac Mini (marketed as Mac mini) is a small form factor desktop computer manufactured by Apple Inc. Like earlier mini-ITX PC designs, it is 7.7 inches (200 mm) square and 1.4 inches (36 mm) tall. It weighs 2.7 pounds (1.2 kg). Before the mid-2011 revis...

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知己知彼以退為進

8月 12, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Mac OS X Snow Leopard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一男趕集賣豬，天黑遇雨，20頭豬尚未賣，到一農家借宿。少婦說，家裡只我一人不便。男：求你了大妹子，給豬一頭。少婦說：好吧，但家裡只有一床。男：我也到床上睡，給豬一頭。女：同意。半夜男商女：我到你上面睡。女害臊不肯。男：給豬兩頭。女允，要求上去不能動。男：行。少傾，男忍不住，央求動一下，女不肯。男：動Mac OS X Snow Leopard (version 10.6) is the seventh major release of Mac OS X, Apple's desktop and server operating system for Macintosh computers. Snow Leopard was publicly unveiled on June 8, 2009 at the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference. On August ...

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上日文課了

8月 12, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Mac Benchmarks - Geekbench Browser地 方： 東京某日本料理店，壽司吧台 人 物：台灣客 A、B、C 君及 A 妻 場景： 四人不懂日文，但以手指點菜，終於吃飽了。該結帳了，但是不知 如何用日語講。 台客 A：用英文試試，Bill（帳單）please！ 老 闆：嗨！ BeerWelcome to Primate Labs' Mac benchmark chart. The data on this chart is calculated from Geekbench 3 results users have uploaded to the Geekbench Browser. To make sure the results accurately reflect the average performance of each Mac, the chart only ......

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恐怖故事

8月 12, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Amazon.com: Apple iMac ME088LL/A 27-Inch Desktop (OLD VERSION): Computers & Accessories有一對老夫妻，老王與王嫂，到拉斯維加斯渡假。老王一直很想要一雙真正的牛仔靴，所以當他發現有一雙牛仔靴正在拍賣時，他便毫不猶豫地買下來，馬上穿上它。 老王很自豪地走回旅館去，一進房門就對老婆說： 「你看我哪裡不一樣？」王嫂看了看，說道：「沒有。」老王很興奮地說：「別這樣，老婆，看仔The stunning all-in-one iMac features a beautiful 27-inch widescreen display. Fourth-generation quad-core Intel Core processors and superfast NVIDIA graphics make it the most powerful iMac yet. And it comes standard with 8GB memory, a 1TB hard drive, and ...

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