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某地十分貧困

8月 19, 2013

小安

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inky.co.uk - Toners, Ink Cartridges, Typewriter Ribbons某地十分貧困。 一日，村子裡來了一支扶貧工作隊。隊員們對村裡的一切事物都感到好奇，他們不住停下來，向村民們詢問。 大家來到一處茅屋前時，被一個奇怪的現象吸引住了目光。只見一老一小爺孫倆正在屋前曬太陽，老的大約60多歲，而小孩只有兩三歲光景。孫子把手伸進爺爺的褲襠裡，興致勃勃地搗鼓EST.1983 (30 YRS) - No.1 SPECIALISTS IN COMPUTER SUPPLIES - 10,000 ITEMS CHOSEN FROM THE WIDEST RANGE OF PRODUCTS FROM THE BIGGEST SELECTION OF BRANDS - QUICK RELIABLE SERVICE SUPPLYING WORLDWIDE....

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據氏家族

8月 19, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Inky Impressions Rubber Stamps轉自偽基「媒體的燈塔、記者的救星！」- 知名人士對據氏家族的說法據氏家族是檯灣地區著名的狗仔世家，每一名成員都和各大霉體關係密切，隨時提供大量可靠消息供其報導。目前在家族當中最活躍的人是據了解、據透露、據傳和據指出，他們紅的時候，連某腦殘數字團體的曝光率都無法相比。家族成員* 據云據氏家族的老祖宗。---Welcome to Inky Impressions Rubber Stamps---We are a young Rubber Stamp Company that offers some of the cutest children & animal stamps on the market today! Each and every stamp made is “Extra Deep Etched” on Quality Red Rubber for a crisp ......

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虎克船長

8月 19, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Inky Antics Rubber Stamps虎克船長 眼盲 手殘 腳斷 ... 小飛俠有一天探訪虎克船長.....船長 位啥你會手殘... 船長回答 我在一次跟鯊魚搏鬥中...丟失我的ㄧ之手 於是裝上義手.. 小飛俠心理想 船長真勇猛... 那腳呢... 船長又回答..跟老虎搏鬥...&nbsExpress your creativity with high-quality rubber stamps from Inky Antics. Our whimsical collection features original designs perfect for greeting cards and other handmade projects. >This Week's Card View the Spring '14 Releases: Visit Us on the ......

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果菜汁罐頭~

8月 19, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Inkspill現在這什麼都在賣的超商裡倒也什麼樣的客人都有… 話說小弟我在超商工作好幾年去年夏天 某個炎熱的周五… 一位中年婦人進了我們店大聲嚷嚷著：「你們有沒有賣果菜汁的罐頭呀？」 「果菜汁的罐頭？你是要鐵鋁罐的果菜汁嗎？」我回答 「What to eat: Euro notes or, if you want a colourful meal, Swiss Francs. About 6 hours into your Swiss visit, you will realize that you cannot win the battle against food bills. When McDonalds is twice as expensive as back home, and back home is a fairly e...

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比爾蓋茲新傳

8月 19, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Inky Deals如果比爾蓋茲走在路上，看到地上有一張百元美鈔，若他彎腰下來撿，他就虧錢了。因為，比爾蓋茲平均每秒鐘收入是150美元。傅老有天在路上撿到1000元．．．於是拿到警察局招領忽然天光一閃，一位天神出現！！天神告訴傅老由於他誠實，便給予九條命做獎賞？！但傅老平日小心謹慎，也沒機會用到。一日在搭車時不小心跌落Daily deals for designers and creative professionals! ... The Epic Bundle: $20,048 worth of Top-Quality Resources – From $49 Stack up now with the biggest (and probably the best) design bundle ever!...

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翻....跟......斗

8月 19, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Inky Fool有一潘姓人家，家裡長輩過世，家祭時請來了一位老先生當司儀，訃聞是這麼寫的；孝男：潘登科孝熄：池氏孝孫女：潘良姿孝孫：潘道時但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準，當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上分開的都漏掉沒看到，於是就給它唸成這個樣了：「孝男：翻....跟......斗 」(番登斗)孝男一聽，直覺奇怪，但School means holiday. Or, at least, it used to. Back in Ancient Greece, the Ancient Greeks divided their ancient days between work and leisure. Work meant war-fighting, olive-oil-making, and pederasty. Leisure meant reading philosophy, discussing poetry, ...

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