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Inky Impressions Rubber Stamps創意造句 一道題目要求把以下四句話用關聯詞連接:1、張海迪姐姐癱瘓了;2、張海迪姐姐頑強地學習;3、張海迪姐姐學會了多門外語;4、張海迪姐姐學會了針灸。 正確答案應該是:"張海迪姐姐雖然癱瘓了,但頑強地學習,不僅學會了多門外語,而且還學會了針灸。 結果有一個孩子寫:雖然張海迪姐姐頑強地學會了針灸和多---Welcome to Inky Impressions Rubber Stamps---We are a young Rubber Stamp Company that offers some of the cutest children & animal stamps on the market today! Each and every stamp made is “Extra Deep Etched” on Quality Red Rubber for a crisp ......

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Inky Antics Rubber Stamps蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 蜘蛛感到很不滿意, 於是就問他的媽媽:"為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂?" 蜘蛛的媽媽說:"蜜蜂是吵了一點, 但人家好歹也是個空姐。" 蜘蛛說:"可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶.. 蜘蛛的媽媽說:"不要再想那個護士了, 打針都打不好,Express your creativity with high-quality rubber stamps from Inky Antics. Our whimsical collection features original designs perfect for greeting cards and other handmade projects. >This Week's Card View the Spring '14 Releases: Visit Us on the ......

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Inkspill有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來,哪知笑聲未落,從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說:"閨女,你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢?"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了What to eat: Euro notes or, if you want a colourful meal, Swiss Francs. About 6 hours into your Swiss visit, you will realize that you cannot win the battle against food bills. When McDonalds is twice as expensive as back home, and back home is a fairly e...

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Inky Deals飲酒!飲酒!1978年,鄧小平復出,大局底定後,即出訪美國。首站到華盛頓,離開華府前一日舉辦感謝晚宴,宴會前讓新聞記者提問。他的翻譯人員首度出國開洋葷,大喝牛奶、大啃牛排,結果肚子鬧革命,一到會場就 上洗手間蹲馬桶,清除反革命份子餘孽。記者等得不耐煩,就開始發問。第一個記者問鄧小平:「請問美國的首都Daily deals for designers and creative professionals! ... The Epic Bundle: $20,048 worth of Top-Quality Resources – From $49 Stack up now with the biggest (and probably the best) design bundle ever!...

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