irritable bowel syndrome

學生的考卷

9月 3, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Irritable bowel syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某哲學系老師在期中考時只考了一題申論題：「什麼是勇氣？」就當大家拼了命在想怎麼寫時，有個同學交卷了！不過，他只寫了五個字：「這就是勇氣。」到了期末考，老師依然是只考一題：「這就是題目，請作答。」大家依然不會寫不過那位同學還是很快就交卷了，他寫了：「這就是答案，請給分。」老師氣不過，傳喚了那位同學：「Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) or spastic colon is a symptom-based diagnosis. It is characterized by chronic abdominal pain, discomfort, bloating, and alteration of bowel habits. Diarrhea or constipation may predominate, or they may alternate (classified ...

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不是這個味道

9月 3, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) - NHS Choices從前從前：有位老公公，他很喜歡喝味磳湯，他只要一天不喝就全身不舒服，所以他天天叫他太太煮給他喝，結果有一天他太太死了。他也沒味磳湯可以喝了啊！所以他開始叫他媳婦煮，可是不論他媳婦煮的再好，他總是把它丟在一旁說：不是這個味道。這麼難喝的湯你也煮的出來啊！剛開始媳婦總是忍氣吞聲，心想只要煮出那味道就好，Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common, long-term condition of the digestive system. It can cause bouts of stomach cramps, bloating, diarrhoea and/or constipation. ... Dandy25 said on 24 September 2014 Hi Everyone, I have been reading all the comments...

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說的也沒錯

9月 3, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Irritable Bowel Syndrome - National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseas日，寵物食品公司以電話進行產品銷售調查， 接電話的是一個丫丫學語的小孩。 市調員：「小朋友，你家裡有沒有養小狗、小貓、小兔子或是小鳥？」 小孩：「沒有耶，我媽媽都沒有生。」某天，有隻兔子跳進中藥房問道 兔子:「老闆,你們有沒有賣紅蘿蔔??」 老闆笑笑回答說：「沒有」 次日，兔子又跳進來問說 兔子「老Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a group of symptoms—including pain or discomfort in your abdomen and changes in your bowel movement patterns—that occur together, not a disease. ... Current Funding Opportunities Open grant, contract, and cooperative ......

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另類背影

9月 3, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Irritable Bowel Syndrome: MedlinePlus - National Library of Medicine - National Institutes of Health經過三年的努力之後，台南的小華好不容易考上了大學。在啟程北上讀書的那一天 ，小華的爸爸送他到車站去，並且塞了一袋東西給他。 爸爸說：「出門在外，一切要小心。我不能就近照顧你…這袋東西…你就一起帶到 台北吧！」 父親說完，就轉身離去了。 小華悄悄的把袋子打開，看見袋子裡裝滿Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a problem that affects the large intestine. It can cause abdominal cramping, bloating, and a change in bowel habits. Some people with the disorder have constipation. Some have diarrhea. Others go back and forth between th...

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生物課上女老師是怎樣解釋

9月 3, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

IBS Self Help and Support Group - A Community for Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Digestive Health生物課上女老師是怎樣解釋在一堂生理課上，女老師講完課後說:「同學們，誰還有不明白的地方，請舉手提問,老師給你解答。」 過了一會兒，一個男同學舉起手來，一臉正經地問女老師：「老師，男人和女人做愛的時候，是男人舒服一些？還是女人舒服一些？」 女老師略想了一下說：「請問你用手摳鼻子時，Dependable irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) causes, symptoms, support and treatment for digestive health sufferers, family and friends since 1987. An IBS community providing characteristics for diagnosis of symptoms and treatment, forums and chat rooms to t...

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話講快一點

9月 3, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Symptoms and treatment for IBS | Patient1、一個人在沙漠裡快要餓死了，這時他撿到神燈燈。神燈：「 我只可以實現你一個願望，快說吧，我趕時間。」人：「我要老婆 ……」神燈立刻變出一個美女，然後不屑的說：「 都快餓死了還貪圖美色！可悲！」說完就消失了。人：「……餅。」2 、蚯蚓一家這天很Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common gut disorder. The cause is not known. Learn more and get advice for IBS ... What are the symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)? Pain and discomfort may occur in different parts of the tummy (abdomen). Pain ....

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