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大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定

6月 17, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

One Up On Wall Street: How To Use What You Already Know To Make Money In The Market: Peter Lynch, Jo大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定某公司總經理到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，總經理都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。有一天在一家時裝店，總經理看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，總經理才感到Anise C. Wallace The New York Times Mr. Lynch's investment record puts him in a league by himself. About the Author Peter Lynch managed the Fidelity Magellan Fund from 1977 to 1990 when it was one of the most successful mutual-funds of all time. He then b...

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短篇笑話

6月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one …1. 觀眾席老王在餐廳坐了很久，看到別的客人吃得津津有味，只有他仍無侍者來招呼，便起身問老闆：「ㄟ，請問....我是不是坐到觀眾席了？」2. 還有老三？一位好強的女子，受了男友的欺負，氣的想地方大哭。她想，到殯儀館哭，別人一定不會覺得奇怪，於是他就走進一間正在為一位老翁舉行喪禮的禮堂，放下心，好好的When you create a new web application in Visual Studio 2010, you will by default get a configuration file like this: The web.config transformations allow you to adapt your configuration settings for different builds or environments. We have all worked wit...

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法庭的問答......笑死

6月 17, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

whip up | handcraft in a hectic world問：你的生日是哪天？答：8月16日問：哪年?答：每年。問：因為你丈夫的一句問候，導致你想離婚？答：是的，全因為他那天早上的一句問候。問：他說了什麼？答：噢，多少美妙的早晨！凱麗！問：這有什麼錯？答：我的名字叫麗娜問：你認識蓮娜這個人嗎？答：認識，她是我女兒。問：那你們是什麼關係？答：…May’s been a bit quiet and reflective here at Whipup. Friday 15 May marked two years since Whipup’s founder Kathreen Ricketson and her husband, ... Can you believe it – Whipup is NINE years old! Hiphiphooraybirthday!! So for the month of February 2015, if...

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詞不達意

6月 17, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Doorway Pull Up Bar Guide – What To Know Before You Buy詞不達意你們看看......這是我某天與一個新朋友在網路上的對話 『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問 『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作...』我答 『妳..妳..是說教 鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑『對阿...』我說 『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問 『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』Should you buy a door frame pull up bar? A doorway pull up bar may not be right for you, this guide gives you need to know in order to decide...

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英文試卷

6月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

DECATHLON 2 Seconds Pop Up Easy-to-carry Tent Green | Amazon.com: Outdoor Recreation前陣子 某知名的外商公司 通知我著正式服裝 準時去面試 乖乖不得了 外商不就是『ㄚ豆仔』開的嗎？那可得穿上西裝正經八百的帶著『衣冠禽獸』般的最佳儀態 進入公司 果然是外商的美麗辦公室 裡頭七八個人 似乎也是來面試的 失業率真的是很高 還有中年失業的… 在經Super easy to set up, unbelievable hard to collapse, given the instructions included. You will have to watch You Tube videos to get an in idea how to do it (at least I did). The instructions on my were more or less stick figures going through the motions....

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詐騙集團被耍瘋了

6月 17, 2013

張千梅

kuso

While You Were Getting Worked Up Over Oil Prices, This Just Happened to Solar - Bloomberg Business事情發生在禮拜日的13：04分 崩潰的詐騙集團電視看到一半的我手機突然跳舞了來電顯示為（02-287891XX8）事後查證好像也不是Y拍客服電話接起來後滿口字正腔圓的男子向我問好（應該是台灣人 約2X歲）集團：先生您好，我這裡是雅X拍賣中心，請問您上禮拜五下標的魚樂圓筒過濾器收到了沒有？苦主：嗯（怎Every time fossil fuels get cheaper, people lose interest in solar deployment. That may be about to change. After years of struggling against cheap natural gas prices and variable subsidies, solar electricity is on track to be as cheap or cheaper than ave...

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