it my life歌詞

神父笑話

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

It's My Life (The Animals song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia      有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引Animals original [edit] D'Errico, who wrote the music, and Atkins, who wrote the lyrics, were professional songwriters associated with the greater Brill Building scene in New York City. By 1965 they were working for Screen Gems Music, but had only found m...

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很淺

4月 9, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

It's my life... - Living everyday in the silver lining        紳士騎著馬想渡河,問河邊一個小孩:「這河有多深?」小孩說很淺 誰知道走到一半馬就淹死了,紳士游回岸邊,責備小孩為何騙他 小孩說:「我哪有騙你!我家的鴨子每天在河裡游來游去,從沒淹死,我想你的馬比我家的鴨子高,一定沒問題,誰叫On Saturday I flew the two kids to the Midwest so I could drop them off at camp. Overnight camp. For two weeks. I went to camp as a kid and loved it. M went to camp as a kid and hated it. Two differing opinions that warred in my head when we first learned...

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懶乞丐

4月 9, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Bon Jovi - It's My Life - YouTube      有錢人向來乞討的三名乞丐說︰你們哪個最懶，我給一千元。甲︰我已經有三年沒做事，每天只是晃蕩，一千元給我吧！乙︰三年有什麼稀奇！我從沒有工作過，錢應該給我。丙︰我懶得伸手，把一千元放在我的口袋吧！     Music video by Bon Jovi performing It's My Life....

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好彩頭

4月 9, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

SongMeanings - Official Site      話說有天，小學妹穿了件短褲，準備出去玩。同學見了對她說：   "哇！好彩頭好彩頭！新年出門就見好彩頭！"    小學妹很不好意思："人家有穿絲襪啦！"   沒想到她同學接著說："哇！蘿蔔還包保鮮膜啊We're not just another lyric site. SongMeanings is a community of thousands of music lovers who contribute song lyrics, discuss interpretations, and connect over songs and ......

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會說話的狗

4月 9, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

LetsSingIt - Official Site          家庭有個家庭，家中的成員都非常非常的懶惰，每當要做家事時， 爸爸推給媽媽，媽媽推給哥哥，哥哥推給妹妹，妹妹推給狗狗阿福。 一天客人來訪看到阿福兩腳站在椅上，手中拿著抹布，正在吃力的擦著桌子， 客人驚呼Searchable collection of lyrics, organized by artist name....

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不要告訴我你看到什麼

4月 9, 2013

連元柳

kuso

A-Z Lyrics - Official Site某天晚上，學長騎摩扥車載學妹回家，會經過一大片墳場， 學長警告學妹說：「等一下不管看到什麼，都別告訴我！」 就在經過墓地的時候，學妹大叫了一聲，並一直拉學長的衣服說：「學..學..學長..」 學長叫道：「你閉嘴，不要亂說話，我什麼都不要聽！」 學妹說：「可是…」 學長：「不要告訴我你看Lyrics collection organized by artists alphabetically. Search engine included....

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