it s skin

suspect，嫌犯

4月 26, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Human skin color - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia英文課，全班最用功的小白又坐在老師面前第一位，師曰：「suspect，嫌犯。」小白於是隨手在筆記上寫：「鹹飯。」不小心喵到小白筆記的老師又不忍使小白難堪，於是老師又抬高音量，師曰：「suspect，嫌疑犯。」只見小白若有所悟，提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」。 一個銀行家結識了一名女演員，經過Human skin color ranges in variety from the darkest brown to the lightest pinkish-white hues. Human skin pigmentation is the result of natural selection. Skin pigmentation in human beings evolved primarily to regulate the amount of ultraviolet radiation p...

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請假一天

4月 26, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Cutaneous condition - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia員工： 老闆，今天我想請一天假老闆： 你想請一天假員工： 嗯老闆： 你還向公司要求什麼? 一年裡有365天,52個星期。你已經每星期休息2天，共104天，還剩下261天工作是吧員工： 嗯老闆：你每天有16小時不在工作，去掉174天，還剩下87天是吧員工： 嗯老闆： 每天你至少花30分鐘時間上網，加起A cutaneous condition is any medical condition that affects the integumentary system — the organ system that encloses the body and includes skin, hair, nails, and related muscle and glands.[1] The major function of this system is as a barrier against the ...

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殘酷的事實

4月 26, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Your Skin - KidsHealth - the Web's most visited site about children's heal一位父親去拜訪他在一家公司的好朋友，下面是他們之間的對話：「你還是這家公司的董事長嗎？」「是啊，怎麼了？」「我兒子剛剛畢業，我希望讓他接受點鍛鍊，豐富一下人生經歷，同時開始賺點小錢。」「如果你需要，我可以幫忙。」「我希望他能從點點滴滴做起，對勞動和金錢形成正確的看法。」「那好…&helQuick! What's the body's biggest organ? You might be surprised to find out it's the skin, which you might not think of as an organ. No matter how you think of it, your skin is very important. It covers and protects everything inside your body. Without ski...

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闖紅燈還裝可愛

4月 26, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

The Skin Cancer Foundation - SkinCancer.org小美騎車在馬路上，載著小琪… 正要左轉的時候… 該死的紅燈竟然這個時候亮了 來不及煞車…車子就不小心越過了停止線 當時是下班的時間…車子多到不行 當然在下班的時間少不了中華民國的警察&helliThe leading skin cancer prevention and information organization. Physician-approved medical information on symptoms and treatments, as well as photos. ... The Skin Cancer Foundation is the only international organization devoted solely to education, preve...

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女人有九品 男人也有九品

4月 26, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Arthritis, Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases Home Page女人有九品1.小女孩是半成品 2.少女是成品 3.少婦是珍品 4.處女是極品 5.別人老婆是桌上貢品6.自己老婆是日常用品7.應召女是奢侈品 8.小老婆是補品 9.歐巴桑是紀念品男人是飛機10歲模型機，不是真飛機；20歲直昇機，馬上就能起；This is the main page for the National Institute of Arthritis and Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases, one component of the National Institutes of Health, part of the U.S. Department ......

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新婚夫妻的困擾

4月 26, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Skin Problems Center: Medical Information on Skin Disorders有一對新婚夫妻，他們結婚後買了一間房子，所以他們從今天以後都要睡在同一張床上，但是，那個男的卻很擔心，因為他的”那個”很臭所以他就去找了萬世通博士說：「博士阿，我今天就要跟我老婆睡在一起，但是我”那裡”很臭，怕睡覺時會被他聞道，我該怎麼辦？」萬世通博士Information relating to skin problems including skin diseases and conditions, cosmetic surgery, medications, and treatment. ... Acne Acne is a localized skin inflammation as a result of overactivity of oil glands at the base of... Acne (Pimples) FAQs Acne...

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