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抽煙三優點

9月 12, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Jonas Brothers - Official Site抽煙三優點有一個美國的煙商來到法國做生意,一天,他在市集上大談抽煙的好處.突然,位老人走上檯子,大聲說到:『女士們,先生們.抽煙還有三大好處:第一,狗怕抽煙人.第二,小偷不敢偷抽煙人家.第三,抽煙者永遠年輕.』一時間,台下觀眾情緒振奮,那位商人更是喜形於色.老人又把手一擺.說:『為什麼呢??因為,一22 hours ago Didn't mean to ruffle so many feathers just excited about an announcement on Tuesday the I've been working on for a while! ... Visit the Jonas Brothers Fans Fundraiser Booth Benefiting the American Diabetes Association. Big thanks to Ashley ....

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史上最強的自我介紹

9月 12, 2013

小安

kuso

Nick J Online | Nick Jonas我是個成熟男人但是我的長相顯年輕體形魁梧，給人一種大哥的感覺我事業成功，是個老闆走到哪裡都拎著筆記本我坐的車比林肯車還寬敞多年在北京大學的燻陶，成就了我的文化品位我閒遐時研究中國古代史，尤其是清史我也跟得上時代的潮流經常看美國電影特別是那種探討人生的社會倫理片喜歡揣摩電影人物的心理活動經常跟上流社會Have news? photos? donations? questions? (DO NOT send us fan mail to this email or contact form! WE ARE NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS NOR KNOW THEM PERSONALLY. THIS IS JUST A FAN WEBSITE.) CONTACT FORM | EMAIL US | TWEET US...

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我要把你打的連你爸都認不出來

9月 12, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Brothers Grimm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小明和小王從小就是死對頭，有一天因為一件小事吵了起來。「放學公園見啦！不來的是狗。」「來啊！」─────────────放學後─────────────小明：「我要把你打到連親生父親都認不出來。」小王：「哈哈哈！那也得看你做不做得到。」────────────半小時後────────────小王：「The Brothers Grimm (or Die Brüder Grimm), Jacob (1785–1863) and Wilhelm Grimm (1786–1859), were German academics, linguists, cultural researchers, lexicographers and authors who together specialized in collecting and publishing folklore during the 19th ce...

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我一定會踼牠的屁股

9月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

J-14 - Official Site阿榮正要過馬路，等紅燈時，他看到一個瞎子帶著他的導盲犬也要過馬路。 沒想到綠燈時，那隻狗不但沒帶牠的主人過馬路，還在牠主人的褲子上尿尿！ 但是，那瞎子卻伸手進他的口袋，拿了一片餅乾給那隻狗！ 阿榮很驚訝的跟那瞎子說： 「如果那是我的狗，我一定會踢牠的屁股。」&Read the latest news, rumors and facts about your favorite teen celebrities and stars. Hollywood gossip and photos about teen stars on J-14. ... Kylie Jenner and her rapper boyfriend Tyga were seen at the 2015 Grand Prix in Monaco this weekend, along with...

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你會一點英文吧

9月 12, 2013

小安

kuso

Brothers (2009) - IMDb你會一點英文吧 (一點都不難^^")英文翻譯 某日，一位名聞全國的補教界的「英語名師」在課堂上誇下海口：「憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的！就連中國成語也難不倒我！」 於是同學們，紛紛發問.... 甲： People mountain people sea 師Directed by Jim Sheridan. With Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Sam Shepard. Before leaving on his second tour in Afghanistan, Marine Captain Sam Cahill, a leader, an athlete, a good husband and father, welcomes his screw-up brother Tommy ...

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老爸的情書

9月 12, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Brother International - At your side for all your Fax, Printer, MFC, Ptouch, Label printer, Sewing -老爸的情書 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！ 很有一套喔！ Dear wang litte sisteWelcome to Brother USA - Your source for Brother product information. Brother offers a complete line of Printer, Fax, MFC, P-touch and Sewing supplies and accessories. ... Brother in the News: Spend Less for More Pages with new Brother Business Smart ......

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