japanese film festival

這年頭的歌名愈來愈怪了

3月 29, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Chicago International Film Festival - Official Site1.王心凌《愛你》，S.H.E《我愛你》，Beyond《真的愛你》李宗盛《我是真的愛你》，言承旭《我是真的真的很愛你》點評：愛你有這麼複雜嗎？乾脆叫《愛你愛到不行…》2.王菲《如果你是假的》，鄧麗君《假如我是真的》蕭正楠《假如我是假的》，孟庭葦《真的還是假的》點評：靠，能退貨嗎？3.成Because Everybody Loves Movies For five decades, we’ve been committed to discovering some of the most exciting films the world has to offer…yours! Across countries, languages and cultures, film opens a window onto new worlds, demonstrates the promise of ....

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誠實的窮學生

3月 29, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Venice Film Festival - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天阿明心情不好走著走著就走到了湖畔突然手機響了阿明在接手機的時候一時手滑手機竟然掉進湖裡了這時仙女從湖中央飄了出來仙女：「這支Nokia N95是你掉到池塘裡的嗎？」誠實的窮學生回答：「不是。」仙女：「這支Sony Ericsson W910i是你掉到池塘裡的嗎？」誠實的窮學生回答：「不是的，我The Venice Film Festival or Venice International Film Festival (Italian: Mostra Internazionale d'Arte Cinematografica della Biennale di Venezia, "International Exhibition of Cinematographic Art of the Venice Biennale"), founded in 1932, is the oldest inte...

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節日聯想

3月 29, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Dubai International Film Festival老師：「端午節會想到什麼？」 學生：「粽子。」 老師：「中秋節會想到什麼？」 學生：「柚子。」 老師：「那教師節會想到什麼？」 學生：「棍子。」被工作煩得想要自殺的紐約青年約翰，很想自由自在的過日子，便跑 去問矗立在港口邊的自由女神像，想求得自由自在之道。 自由女神冷冷的回答說：「你看我&helli“You show your film around the world, in Europe, Japan and Brazil and people tend to laugh and cry in the same places. I think that’s what unites us this human experience.” ... “What a great experience being part of the IWC Filmmaker Award jury has been. ...

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笑話中蘊涵哲理

3月 29, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

YESASIA: Online Shopping for Japanese, Korean, and Chinese Movies, TV Dramas, Music, Games, Books, C兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個癩蛤嫫， 公青蛙見狀大怒說：怎麼回事？母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。(愛情需要信任) -------------------------------------------------------- 小驢問老驢：為啥咱們天天吃乾草This film has won 8 award(s) and received 12 award nomination(s). Asian Film Awards 2015 Best Director Winner, Ann Hui Best Screenwriter Nomination Best Editor Nomination Best Actress Nomination, Tang Wei Best Supporting Actor Winner, Wang Zhi Wen...

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尖尖和厚厚

3月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Festival Genius - For All Your Film Festival Scheduling Needs以下是改寫一段網路上流行已久的笑話一對新人舉行婚禮，因為家庭背景顯赫，達官貴人眾多，在婚宴上，主持人為了助興，建議行新酒令，必須說出 "什麼尖尖，什麼厚厚，什麼千千萬，什麼萬萬千，什麼 有沒有？沒有！"，才能端杯動筷。而且主持人要求酒令 必須和自身有聯繫，這就為難了眾者。 總統這一桌的人都Festival Genius is the premier platform for connecting film festivals to audiences through online ticketing, calendars, iphone apps, and more! ... Woods Hole is Open for Entry! The Woods Hole Film Festival is presented by the Woods Hole Film Festival, Inc...

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天線寶寶超慘死案

3月 29, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Japan Society - Official Site故事1天線寶寶家庭坐計程車...準備去海邊撿貝殼天線妹妹就很高興的唱～" 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機很不爽的說"閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!!!"過了一陣子, 天線哥哥忍不住了!便開始唱....." 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機聽了真的是很不爽, "閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到Explore Japan and its culture in New York City through art exhibitions, dance, theater, film, family programs, language classes, sake tastings, and much, much more. ... Visitor Information Location 333 East 47th Street New York, NY 10017 Box Office Hours:...

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