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大陸的賊

6月 26, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Eclipse Foundation - Official Site趣聞〕 大陸的賊 第一次，我下夜班回家，已經很晚了，我在衛生間洗嗽，忽然聽到門口有動靜。好象是有人在門口撬我的鎖。於是我大喝一聲：「誰，幹什麼？」誰知道那賊卻在門口答道：「這麼晚了還不睡覺，搞什麼搞。」說完就沒有聲音了。我一時不知所措......第二次，我白天在家休息，正在上網的時候，忽然Community of Projects Eclipse has over 250 different open source projects. Many know our Java IDE but we also have modeling tools, runtimes, reporting tools and much more. Discover our projects, contribute, and maybe even start a new ......

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女富婆

6月 24, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Eclipse Downloads有一個非常有錢的女富婆,家財萬貴,也請了女傭來整理家務..........有一天,這女富婆早上一醒來,發現他身旁的老公竟然已經斷氣歸西了女富婆驚訝之餘,急忙快步狂奔下樓,大聲向女傭喊叫:王媽!王媽!女傭王媽聽到女富婆的聲音,趕緊從廚房裡跑出來,說:太太,發生了什麼事了?女富婆氣喘喘的說:早餐的牛奶、Hide 5 Steps to Install Eclipse For the Mars release, we are introducing a new Eclipse installer. This is a new and more efficient way to install Eclipse. It is a proper installer, so no more zip files, with a self extracting download that will lead you t...

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兩個重傷病人聊天

6月 24, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Eclipse IDE - Tutorial - Eclipse, Android and Java training and support一個人說：“我倒楣死了，昨天開著剛買的新車出去兜風，正得意著呢，忽然看到馬路前面有一塊牌子，上面寫什麼東西，太遠了，沒看清楚。我就趕緊開過去，一看，只見牌子上寫著：前面有溝，請繞行。可剛看完，我還沒反應過來，就連人帶車掉下去了。”說到這，他停了停問：“老兄，你怎麼Eclipse Java IDE This tutorial describes the usage of Eclipse as a Java IDE. It describes the installation of Eclipse, the creation of Java programs and tips for using Eclipse. This tutorial is based on Eclipse 4.4 (Luna)....

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童年

6月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

How to install Eclipse IDE Java on Windows - YouTube記得小時候那時原PO才小學一、二年級有一陣子學校流行要多稱讚，少責怪老師都說如果有值得鼓勵的事情記得比大拇指，稱讚一下對方這樣人緣才會好但相反的大家同學私底下當然都是互比小指，來取笑對方有一次訓導主任來班上演講演講完後問小原PO訓導主任：「我剛剛演講得如何！？」說實話～哪個小孩會喜歡聽演講的尤其是死WinRAR - 0:43 Eclipse - 2:28 An in depth tutorial on how to install Eclipse. Includes instructions on how to install winRar (if you don't already have it or winZip), and Eclipse. Winrar download link - http://www.win-rar.com/index.php?id=d... Eclipse down...

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電話答錄機

6月 24, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Java SDK for BB OS 7.1 - BlackBerry DeveloperＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問Sorry about the red box, but we really need you to update your browser. Read this excellent article if you're wondering why we are no longer supporting this browser version. Go to Browse Happy for browser suggestions and how to update....

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婚姻 vs. 股市 博君一笑

6月 24, 2013

何海丹

kuso

婚姻 vs. 股市 (博君一笑)婚姻 vs. 股市※ 結婚生子叫「配股」※ 嫁到有錢老公後立刻離婚叫「獲利了結」※ 嫁到沒錢老公後立刻離婚叫「停損殺出」 ※ 嫁到大男人主義老公喜怒由他叫「主力」老婆叫「散戶」※ 嫁年輕老公叫「高檔套牢」※ 嫁年邁富翁叫「低檔承接」※ 選擇對象叫「選股」※ ...

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