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撒謊的最高境界

3月 25, 2013

陳覓雪

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斑馬深愛著小鹿

3月 25, 2013

郭從芙

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妙答有理

3月 25, 2013

謝語蘭

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Queenstowns world famous jet boat, an icon of New Zealand Tourism » Shotover Jet老師："一隻盒子有幾條邊？ "學生："兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。 "老師："你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？ "學生："那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？"老師： "世界上什麼東西最大？"學生：" 眼皮。"老師："為什麼？ "學生："只要把眼一閉，全世界都被遮住了。 "老師： "人的哪一顆牙齒出New Zealand’s world famous jet boat ride, Shotover Jet has thrilled millions of people since 1965. The only operator in the Shotover Canyons, Queenstown ... It is a cool day at Shotover Jet today, so please dress warmly. Bring a beanie, gloves, jacket and...

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一律半價！

3月 25, 2013

張碧文

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Jet Boating New Zealand Home JBNZ - Jet Boating New Zealand農婦小小想進城買件新衣，老公怕小小未見過世面，被人騙了。便一再叮囑：「城裡商人都很奸詐，賣東西都開高價。切記，論價錢如何，你都給他先殺個一半再說！」小小聽完僅記在心，就進城去了，到了城中一店舖東挑西撿後，對某套衣服非常滿意，便向店主問價錢。店主：「姑娘有眼光，算你一千啦！」小小：「五百啦」店主：「那If you are new to the jet boating scene, we have a new boaters program that will introduce you to jet boating. Learn everything from preventative maintenance, safety ... JBNZ represents the recreational jet boater in New Zealand. Your membership helps us ...

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飲酒！飲酒！

3月 25, 2013

梁寒瑤

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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了

3月 25, 2013

張千梅

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