joe部落格

哪個老婆比較厲害

4月 11, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Joe McNally’s Blog哪個老婆比較厲害老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。老婆一夜未睡。第二天，老婆上午到美髮店做個離子燙，下午做面膜，This past weekend, Joe Torre’s #6 was officially retired at Yankee Stadium. He rightly took his place among the pinstriped legends. I worked with Joe a number of times over the years, and he always proved to be an affable subject. I wrote about the above ...

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你要取名『添丁』嗎？

4月 11, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Joe. My. God.在連生三個女兒後，老莫的太太又懷孕了，可是醫生診視後，發現仍是一個女嬰。太太怨道：「都是你平常一直『嘀咕』啦！」老莫一臉委屈：「我嘀咕什麼了？」太太：「你不是說如果是男胎，你要取名『添丁』嗎？」老莫：「是啊！怎麼樣？」太太：「別忘了我們姓『莫』啊！」女：「我初戀的男友，是賣牛肉麵的，他和別人結婚後，Via the Wall Street Journal: Recently, Target, Starbucks and Chipotle have asked their patrons not to bring their guns. After petitions by gun-control groups such as Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America, Kroger said it would uphold local and state ...

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白痴問答

4月 11, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

joe部落格 - 相關部落格問：我租屋旁頑皮的小朋友用水槍射我 我是否可以告他蓄意謀殺？ 答：先確認水槍內是否有裝子彈 (水)，否則在法律上只能算恐嚇。 問：假如我戴隱形眼鏡的話，可以看到即時通上面隱藏的朋友嗎？ 答：一般隱型眼鏡沒有這種功用，不過小筆電有朋友在做這種隱形眼鏡，價格約比一般型的型的...

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結巴的王小弟

4月 11, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

joeblogsf1 | The real stories from inside the F1 paddock王先生帶著兒子王小弟去爬山。 爬到半山腰時，突然從山上滾下一顆大石頭！ 王小弟一看到石頭，緊張得說不出話來，他結結巴巴的說：「爸…爸！有…有石… 石 …頭啊！」話一說完，王先生已經被石頭砸到頭了！ 父子兩人回到家後，王先生決定訓練兒子可以毫不猶The real stories from inside the F1 paddock (by Joe Saward) ... Marussia has changed its mind and Max Chilton is back in the car for the race this weekend. One has to presume that the contractual problems have been solved by the arrival of money from the ...

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大法官與御醫

4月 11, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Joe Bageant在古代英國亞瑟王，大法官非常仰慕皇后美麗迷人的胸脯，但他知道猥褻皇后的代價是死亡。他把自己的祕密告訴了亞瑟王的御醫。御醫答應幫他實現他的願望，但大法官必須付給御醫一千個金幣作為代價。於是，御醫配製了一種癢癢水。一天，趁皇后洗澡時，把癢癢水抹在了皇后的胸罩上。皇后穿上衣服後，感到胸脯奇癢難忍。亞瑟王急Dispatches From America's Class Wars ... By Joe Bageant It happens perhaps once or twice every August. A violent red Virginia sundown drapes the land, the kind that bathes the farmhouses and ponds in reflected blood....

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綁匪與十二星座

4月 11, 2013

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kuso

Father Joe | From silly to sacred, a priest speaks …白羊座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……羊羊：西郊？不如去東郊！你知道嗎？東郊有座山，山勢很險，很刺激……綁匪已經準備好行囊去東郊過周末了。金牛座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……牛牛：好From silly to sacred, a priest speaks ... (by Father Joe) ... I would also not argue against the discernment of a silent apostasy to which we must respond. However, we must not be deaf to the loud or blatant rebellion and dissent from various members, on ...

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