jump jump歌詞

阿嬤喝喜酒

5月 27, 2013

小安

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Flo Rida - Jump Lyrics | MetroLyrics一個阿嬤坐上計程車，說要到海霸王喝喜酒...計程車司機馬上利用車上的無線電回報已接到人：五么拐！！ (517)五么拐！！ (517)已經接到...-.-///聽到請回答！ …….阿嬤聽到之後，對司機後腦杓一巴掌下去，氣呼呼的說：「蝦咪有妖怪(台語)！妖你去死啦！恁祖媽只是Lyrics to 'Jump' by Flo Rida. Come on and jump / Jump jump jump jump / When I say jump, you say how high / I ain't never seen nobody-ody get so high / Like a...

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男人藥物分級

5月 27, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Busta Rhymes - Jump Jump (Don't this shit make a nigga wanna JUMP JUMP)// with lyrics!! - YouTube男人藥物分級男人藥物分級 一、有些男人是「胃藥」 當妳胃裡空蕩蕩或胃酸過多時,可以找他陪妳吃吃飯, 但他絕不是可以陪妳吃一輩子飯的人選. 二、有些男人只是「止痛藥」 在妳失戀之後,可以找他陪妳度過傷心寂寞的日子, 但他終究不是妳愛的人.&nBusta Rhymes - Jump Jump ((Don't this shit make a nigga wanna JUMP JUMP) lyrics link: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bustar......

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論語是A書的始祖

5月 27, 2013

何新冬

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Simple Plan - JUMP! (with lyrics) - YouTube子曰：「三人行， 必有我濕焉。」註解：證明3P發源於 春秋時代子曰：「吾”自衛”反魯，然後樂正箐箛箍箌，嘍嘓團圖雅”頌”，各得其所。」註解：孔子也認同OGC很頌子曰：「非禮勿視蜷蜞蝕蜵，銂鉾銎銙非禮勿聽，非禮勿言漵滫漬漃，滌滶滴漹非禮勿動。」註解：發現Not my best video ever, i know... I DO NOT own this song. Song: Jump Artist: Simple Plan I don't wanna wake up today Cuz everyday's the same And I've been waiting so long For things to change I'm sick of this town Sick of my job Sick of my friends Cuz eve...

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NBA 天王比大記

5月 27, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

VAN HALEN LYRICS - Jump - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z一次歐尼爾和歐啦朱萬一起到廁所~~之後歐尼爾先脫掉褲子~~那時 歐啦朱萬就笑著對歐尼爾說~oh nail然後歐拉朱萬就把褲子脫掉~~之間歐尼爾看到就:說~~Oh large one ~~~!!然後他們上完了ㄚ~~就出去ㄚ~~遇到尤英~~那天尤英的褲子剛好穿的鬆鬆的~~~結果就掉下來了~~~那時他們兩Lyrics to "Jump" song by VAN HALEN: I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around. And I know,... ... I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around. And I know, baby, just...

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世界上有三大謊言

5月 27, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

RIHANNA LYRICS - Jump - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z專欄作家安．藍德斯說世界上有三大謊言，她說了其中兩個：「支票已寄出」和「我是政府派來幫你忙的」。她邀請讀者補上第三個，結果收到幾千封來信，以下是一部份：「幸好你來得早，我們只剩下兩件存貨了。」「以你的身高，重這兩公斤算不了什麼！」「這是你自己做的？真了不起！」「你一點也不像過了四十歲的人。」「爸！我Lyrics to "Jump" song by RIHANNA: Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump... Tell me that you love me when you know you don't love me But... ... Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump... Tell me that you love me when you know you don't love me But I guess I guess ...

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口齒不清

5月 27, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Van Halen - Jump Lyrics | MetroLyrics上課時，阿呆跟旁邊的美美說悄悄話，老師看到了，叫阿呆站起來。老師︰「你為啥要跟美美說話呢？」阿呆緊張的說︰「我要跟他『結婚生子』啊！」老師聽了很生氣的說︰「上課時間不好好讀書，年紀輕輕的就開始胡思亂想，真是太糟糕了。」阿呆：「老師，我...」老師：「不要解釋了！」阿呆：「老師，我沒有...」老師更生Lyrics to 'Jump' by Van Halen. I get up, and nothin' gets me down / You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around / And I know, baby, just how you feel / You...

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