jump jump歌詞

令人笑到崩潰的疊字情侶 ~保證爆笑

10月 3, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Flo Rida - Jump Lyrics | MetroLyrics昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年輕男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC   靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?!真他媽的肉麻.我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完Lyrics to 'Jump' by Flo Rida. Come on and jump / Jump jump jump jump / When I say jump, you say how high / I ain't never seen nobody-ody get so high / Like a...

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我有一個好朋友叫做沒有人

10月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Busta Rhymes - Jump Jump (Don't this shit make a nigga wanna JUMP JUMP)// with lyrics!! - YouTube你也認識沒有人嗎？ Busta Rhymes - Jump Jump ((Don't this shit make a nigga wanna JUMP JUMP) lyrics link: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bustar......

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有史以來最冷的笑話全集

10月 3, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Simple Plan - JUMP! (with lyrics) - YouTube1.有一隻狼寶寶噢，它一 生下來不吃肉只吃素，它父母很擔心啊。結果一天看到狼寶寶追一隻兔子啦，父母很欣慰。然後狼寶寶抓住兔子說：把胡蘿蔔交出來！……2.這個跳水運動員難度係數非常高，他先轉體翻滾一周, 然後前空翻一周半,接著後空翻一個月3.有一個人攀岩,當他快爬 到山頂時Not my best video ever, i know... I DO NOT own this song. Song: Jump Artist: Simple Plan I don't wanna wake up today Cuz everyday's the same And I've been waiting so long For things to change I'm sick of this town Sick of my job Sick of my friends Cuz eve...

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太太好笑了 用身體深刻感受到台灣人的熱情

10月 3, 2013

連元柳

kuso

VAN HALEN LYRICS - Jump - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z前情提要：我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了，所以最近都在買東西，當然包括金光閃閃的首飾。在買完首飾之後，因為他們之後要去挑婚紗，不方便帶著這麼多貴重的東西  ...所以我媽就派遣我這個待業中的無業遊民，去金飾店幫她拿首飾回家比較保險  ... 故事就這樣開始了Lyrics to "Jump" song by VAN HALEN: I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around. And I know,... ... I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around. And I know, baby, just...

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兒子的情色日記

10月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

RIHANNA LYRICS - Jump - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z兒子的情色日記老王規定其兒子每天要記日記，某天晚上他要抽查兒子的日記。 他查完日記後，對兒子的母親大發雷霆。 其妻莫名其妙，要求老王說明原因。 他憤怒地打開兒子的日記攤在桌前，其上歪歪扭扭地寫著：“今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽，說做完作業後，可以吃點心。然後，陳叔Lyrics to "Jump" song by RIHANNA: Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump... Tell me that you love me when you know you don't love me But... ... Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump... Tell me that you love me when you know you don't love me But I guess I guess ...

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無法解釋的誤會

10月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Van Halen - Jump Lyrics | MetroLyrics一個美麗的上午，天空晴朗無比，可是一個農夫醉熏熏地坐在門口，失魂落魄地。一個過路人好奇地上前問道：老鄉，今天天氣這麽好，你怎麽不去享受，反而在這裏喝悶酒啊。農夫回答：哎，一些事情，你永遠無法解釋。過路人：發生什麽不幸了？農夫：今天我在擠牛奶，剛好擠了一捅，奶牛用左腳把通踢翻過路人：是挺倒黴的，但是還Lyrics to 'Jump' by Van Halen. I get up, and nothin' gets me down / You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around / And I know, baby, just how you feel / You...

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