juniper

麻將迷給老婆的信

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Juniper Networks - Network Security Solutions - Networking Performance Optimization親愛的小幺： 親愛的，請你讀完這封信好嗎，我保證，這次我說的要是有半點假話，你就當我炸糊，要我咋包就咋包！ 自打你跑回娘家以后，我就過上了十三不靠的日子，這段時間里，我已深深地認識到了我的錯誤！ 回想起來，咱倆也是十幾年的夫妻了，還記得剛結婚的那段日子嗎？那時候，雖然日子過得清苦些，可你卻是那么的疼Juniper Networks offers high-performance network solutions that help service providers, enterprises, and public sector organizations create value and accelerate business success. ... Products by Category Identity and Policy Control Network Edge Services N...

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叫叔叔！

7月 3, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Juniper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 話說有個養雞廠老板養了一只鸚鵡，這家伙非常聰明，叫它講什麼都會。 有天老板的朋友來，老板就跟他朋友現這只鸚鵡。 他說：“來！叫叔叔！” 沒想到鸚鵡叫都不叫，試了好幾次都一樣。老板這時火了，抓住鸚鵡脖子邊勒邊吼： “叫叔叔！叫叔叔！” 後來老板朋友等不Junipers are coniferous plants in the genus Juniperus /dʒuːˈnɪpərəs/[1] of the cypress family Cupressaceae. Depending on taxonomic viewpoint, there are between 50 and 67 species of juniper, widely distributed throughout the northern hemisphere, from the A...

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北方情侶怎么吵架[爆笑]

7月 3, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Network Access Security Products - Juniper Networks男：“你丫怎么現在才來？都幾點了？！” 女：“我們家有點事兒，我爸他……” 男：“打住吧！打我認識你那天起，你們家事兒就沒斷過！我就納了悶了，你爸一個退伍老戰士，怎么比人家阿拉法特同志還忙活？！” 女Juniper Networks security appliances provide network access solutions for companies of all sizes, from SMBs to large global deployments. ... Juniper delivers high-performance, scalable, and integrated solutions for securing networks, applications, and acc...

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網絡，把女人毀了呀

7月 15, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Home | Juniper Innovating Travel Technology不上網的女人到家的第一件事是打開冰箱，看看里面有什么可做的菜，上網的女人到家的第一件事是打開電腦，看看論壇有什么好看的貼子；不上網的女人會用空閑的時間去做美容，上網的女人會用做美容的時間去來上網；不上網的女人會為了保養皮膚而保證睡眠，上網的女人會為了上網交流而徹夜不眠；不上網的女人常會偷偷查看老公的Client in: We provide you with a distribution platform (Booking Engine) customized to your requirements, and tools that allows you to automate the different processes on your different Internet Sales Channels: Website, XML, mobile devices, etcetera....

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媽媽在洗澡以前給兒子的留言

7月 15, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Juniper Aberdeen我親愛的孩子：你不要驚慌，媽媽只不過是去洗個澡而已，你不要用面對外星空降兵的眼光看著我，我只不過是用點肥皂泡泡和很多水。放心吧，我會游泳。即便不會，我也沒有本事用幾厘米深的溫水把自己淹死。如果我沒有按時走出浴室，你也不要大驚小怪。我聽說人是不會在水里被溶化掉的，如果你不相信，我愿意親自來做這個實驗。Juniper is an independent family run business now situated on Belmont Street in the city centre of Aberdeen, Scotland. Established in 1971 by June Stewart, the business has been developed over the years with the help of Junes husband, Dave and now their s...

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網友上網搞笑篇

7月 15, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Juniper Networks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia俺買了電腦，自然要追求時髦，人家都上網，俺怎么能夠落后？都說上網難，上網貴，俺不怕，有條件，上，沒有條件，創造條件也要上，不就是幾個電話錢么，賣頭豬啥都有了。怎么說呢，好象是先要去郵局，弄個貓，弄貓干哈，村里老年人曾經說過：貓來富，狗來貧。這不是正昭示著俺要發家致富了？好，就是它，弄個貓，使電的貓。Juniper Networks, Inc. is an American manufacturer of networking equipment founded in 1996 by Pradeep Sindhu. It is headquartered in Sunnyvale, California, USA. The company designs and sells high-performance Internet Protocol network products and services...

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