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性診所求診

4月 9, 2013

何憶青

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China News Digest (CND)性診所求診??一對同是47歲的伴侶到性診所求診 . 醫生問:有什麼問題嗎? 男士回答道:你願意觀看我們做愛嗎? 醫生雖然覺得有點困惑 ,仍然答應了 完事後,醫生說道你們做的很好啊,沒有什問題.收了他們$32美金的診療費.爾後數星期這對男女又陸陸續續來看診了好幾The CyberSpace Information Center for Chinese and Friends Worldwide....

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哪一個老婆比較厲害？

4月 9, 2013

王映夏

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China Expands Island Construction in Disputed South China Sea - WSJ老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。---------------------------------------BEIJING—Newly released satellite images show a dramatic expansion in China’s construction of artificial islands on disputed South China Sea reefs, intensifying concerns about Beijing’s territorial ambitions. The images provide the first visual evidence th...

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軍中趣事

4月 9, 2013

張千梅

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China News - latest China news headlines - FT.com 軍中趣事 [轉錄]明德電瘋站這是我們一個教官跟我們說他以前入伍時發生的事...在他們那剛入伍的時候...他們統稱教育班長為"魔鬼筋肉人"....在他們第一次進餐廳用餐時...看到今天中午的水果是香蕉...哇..好興奮...因為香蕉很好吃ㄚ...所以就趕快把飯菜扒光..把香蕉剝ㄌ吃..正當Get the latest Finance, Business and politics news from China brought to you by the Financial Times ... Chinese markets: the wild wild east The brave will find bargains in what ......

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大學強人寢室回憶錄

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

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China in Africa - Council on Foreign Relations大學強人寢室回憶錄隔壁一位強人，愛心頗強。在宿舍裡飼養了一隻松鼠。大概有一個月的時間了吧，松鼠已經和他混的很熟了，從來不出他們宿舍門。這位大哥也以松鼠聽話作為炫耀的資本，而這只幸福的松鼠也從此獲得了自由……至少在他們宿舍是這樣的。話說這一天，2003年的第一場雪在我們早上Over the past few decades, China's rapid economic growth and expanding middle class has fueled an unprecedented need for resources. The economic powerhouse has focused on securing the long-term energy supplies needed to sustain its rapid industrialization...

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邏輯推論

4月 9, 2013

小安

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China - Lonely Planet剛搬到新家的教授走近隔壁鄰居門口打招呼。教授：嗨，你好，我剛搬到你隔壁。我是大學教授，在教邏輯推論。鄰居：歡迎歡迎。邏輯推論？那是什麼？教授：讓我舉個例給你聽好了。我看到你後院有個狗屋。根據如此，我推論你有一隻狗。鄰居：沒錯。教授：你有隻狗的這個事實，可以讓我推論出你有一個家。鄰居：也沒錯。教授：既It's fitting that an ancient form of opera and magic called biànliǎn (face-changing) originated here, for Sìchuān (四川) is a land of many guises. Capital Chéngdū shows a modern face, but just beyond its bustling ring roads you'll find a more traditional la...

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會說話的狗

4月 9, 2013

黃如筠

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China Daily - Official Site          家庭有個家庭，家中的成員都非常非常的懶惰，每當要做家事時， 爸爸推給媽媽，媽媽推給哥哥，哥哥推給妹妹，妹妹推給狗狗阿福。 一天客人來訪看到阿福兩腳站在椅上，手中拿著抹布，正在吃力的擦著桌子， 客人驚呼Babies in swimming contest An infant swimming competition was held in Changsha Window of the World, central China's Hunan province on July 2, 2015. Many parents and their babies participated in the contest. Social media blamed for huge rise in the number ...

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