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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

6月 13, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

I Don’t Want to Be Right - The New Yorker史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特To change false beliefs, appealing to a person’s sense of self may be more important than the facts. ... I Don’t Want to Be Right,” by Maria Konnikova. Last month, Brendan Nyhan, a professor of political science at Dartmouth, published the results of a st...

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我是女同姓戀者

6月 13, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

I Just Made Love!一個全副武裝的老牛仔坐在酒吧裏喝酒，這時一位美女走入坐在他旁邊。稍刻，她轉過頭來問：「你真是牛仔嗎？」「我一生中一直忙於帶領牛群，馴服馬，修圍牆，我想你可以稱呼我為牛仔。」過了一陣子牛仔轉問：「妳呢？ 小姐。」「我從未去過牧場，我當然不是牛仔女，我是女同姓戀者。」她繼續：「我一生中一直忙於想女人，由What is IJML? Place for close friends and people who want to see where in the world other very social users have fun, whether it is in a car, boat, plane or an old couch. Here you can find crazy happy people sharing their experience. If you also have fun,...

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粗級英語程度笑話

6月 13, 2013

何新冬

kuso

The Success Principles(TM) - 10th Anniversary Edition: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Wa一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與Praise for the first Edition of The Success Principles: “Canfield’s principles are simple, but the results you’ll achieve will be extraordinary!” (Anthony Robbins, author of Awaken the Giant Within and Unlimited Power) “If you could read only one book thi...

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好男人出沒 輔大猴

6月 13, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Amazon.com: Pick Punch - The Original Guitar Pick Punch: Musical Instruments                 出處：[日記] 好男人出沒! March 26, 2013 更多輔大猴日記...請按此 ※本文由《輔大猴》授權刊登，未經同意禁止轉載。 歡迎加入【輔大猴粉絲團】 www.facebookI love this thing! I've been playing guitar for 28 years and can't fathom why the Pick Punch has gotten such lackluster reviews. It is true that the edges are a little rough when you first cut one, however, I just run it up and down my pants leg a couple ...

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歸車攏是土匪

6月 11, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: BUY MY BOOKS!話說某日，一個搭公車的小子，上了公車，翻遍全身都沒有零錢，只好挑出50元的硬幣投了進去。之後就後悔了，那個50元是他今天的餐費，沒了那個僅存的50元，今天就斷糧了，準備作個飢餓30大使的候選人了。於是他就跟司機說：「可不可以讓之後上來的4個人投的錢給我，就當作是找給我的錢」。司機人也很好，也就答應他I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious, original essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. I hand picked each kick ass blogger in this book and you won't be disappointed. You will laugh, you will cry, and you w...

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熊.兔子.神燈

6月 11, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Just Enough for You: About Food Portions - National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney D有一隻熊跟一隻兔子森林裡撿到一盞神燈熊跟兔子便摩擦那盞神燈神燈精靈出現後說:你們兩個都能有三個願望熊先說道:我希望這片森林的熊都變成母的(除了自己以外)兔子就說:我第一個願望要安全帽熊還不滿意他第二的願望就許:我希望這座島上的熊都變成母的兔子說:我第二的願望要一台摩托車第三的願望熊還是不滿意熊說我要Offers tips on how to control portions at home and when eating out. ... Introduction To control your weight, you need to do more than just choose a healthy mix of foods. You should also look at the kinds of food you eat and how much you eat at a time....

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