jyj empty audio

沒有遺漏

5月 23, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

JYJ 'Empty' MV - YouTube有次甲和乙兩人一起出外旅遊，甲在旅途中患了感冒。 晚上，大家同睡一床。 半夜，甲打了一個大噴涕，乙被噴得一臉都是。 乙警告甲說：『下次要通知我呀！』 過了半個時辰。 甲說：『注意了！』 乙聞言立刻趕緊鑽入棉被中，並確定與外界沒有連通。&nbcopyright of WMG & co. fanmade mv from fancams. the audio isnt live cuz fancam audios tend to suck. thank you to the people who uploaded these HD fancams to youtube, sorry i dont remember who i downloaded them from, so i cant credit you....

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詐騙電話

5月 23, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

JYJ - Empty LIVE [with lyrics] - YouTube接到一通電話(是個女的,某小姐)....某小姐：謂.....請問是李X正先生嗎..(她正經八百的說)國正桑：是呀...(用一貫很溫柔的聲音回答) 某小姐：我是中和的第一銀行分行值班人員...剛剛我們在提款機附近撿到一張你的提款卡， 經我們偽卡辨識機判讀後確定這是一張偽卡。....JYJ 1st fanm3eting NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. AUDIO & VISUAL BELONGS TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER(S) Copyright Disclaimer--"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism...

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你喜歡什麼花

5月 23, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Park Yoo-chun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia情人節到了，男朋友問女朋友:你喜歡什麼花?女朋友羞答答道: 我喜歡兩種花. 男朋友急切地問: 哪兩種? 我送給你!女朋友低頭小聲說: 有錢花和隨便花!男朋友傻傻地說: 你真美! 女朋友嫵媚地問: 我哪美?男朋友深情地說: 想得美!!!Park Yoo-chun (Hangul: 박유천; hanja: 朴裕仟; born June 4, 1986), simply known as Yoochun, is a South Korean singer, songwriter, actor, dancer, and model. He is best known as a member of the South Korean pop group JYJ, and was a former member of the boy ......

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七個貼切的比喻

5月 23, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

World Bigeast Cassiopeia一個男的幫他太太向保險公司買了保險。簽約完後，男的問那個業務員：[如果我太太今天晚上死了，我可以得多少？]業務員答道：「大概二十年徒刑吧！」----------------------------------------------一對情侶吵架。女：「你每一樣東西都比不上任何人！」男：「對，尤其是女'Under the Same Sky, Dreaming the Same Dream' ... [OTHER INSTAGRAM] 160405 oh.sol.77: Jaejoong at Army Band Event Video Update 나오늘복터졋네ㅋㅋ 살다보니 재중이를 내눈으로보다니 잘생겻다아 #재중아기다릴게 #jyj #재중 A video posted by @oh ......

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藥房老闆的職業化反應

5月 23, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Blowitoutahere.com | The best selection of DVDs, Blu-ray, CDs, LPs, Music, Apparel, Games, and More.前幾天，朋友說有天晚上1：00多的時候，他的兒子發燒了，當他找出體溫計要替兒子量體溫時，才發現電子體溫計的電池沒電了，家中又沒有傳統體溫計，只得匆匆出門，要到藥房買電池。當他急忙忙的進藥房時，老闆一見他著急的臉色，還沒等他開口，立刻：「有有有！在這裡！」拿著一疊「保險套」！朋友當場愣住，過幾秒才反應Join Our Mailing List for Exclusive Deals...

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印地安人騎馬

5月 23, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

bidorbuy online shopping - android tablet pc for sale. Buy or sell android tablet pc related items.一位來自紐約的標緻女性開車至新墨西哥之荒郊野外時，車子拋錨了。這時剛好一位印地安人騎馬經過，並願意提供共騎至附近鄉鎮。於是她跳上馬一齊騎。一路騎著相安無事，除了每隔幾分鐘，那位印地安人就會發出興奮的大叫聲，大聲至聲音在山間迴響。當他們到達城鎮時，那位印地安人讓她們在當地加油站下馬，然後大叫一聲「呼」android tablet pc - 1457 results found for 'android tablet pc' for auction or sale on bidorbuy.co.za - Shop online on South Africa's safe and simple marketplace ... Hairstyles for the office Hair is a mission for the ladies, in terms of maintenance. We ne...

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