kanye west taylor swift

搭訕-很有緣

9月 9, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

TAYLOR SWIFT VMA AWARD MOMENT RUINED BY KANYE WEST - YouTube搭訕某日，無聊出門逛街，看見前面有一漂亮mm…… 苦於無搭訕的辦法，於是揀起一塊磚頭。上前問mm：同學，這是你掉的吧？ 很有緣分朋友的同學，晚自習上追一mm，上去問：同學，請問現在幾點？mm看了看表：八點半。那廝一臉驚訝的說：啊……我Kanye West ruined Taylor Swift's night at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night during her acceptance speech....

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精神病- 吃什麼

9月 9, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Taylor Swift: Kanye West: VMA Awards 2009 - Imma Let You Finish - YouTube 精神病 有一次，我到精神病院實習，在院裡走啊走。突然，一個病人舉著一把菜刀就對著我跑來， 嚇得我跑啊跑，結果前面被牆堵住了，我想，完了完了。 結果病人跑到我面前，把菜刀遞給我說：“到你抓我了。” 吃什麼 有個人，他 ​​腸胃不好。一天，他來到胃病醫院看病，對醫生說： &ldKanye West Interview | The Breakfast Club Power 105.1 | February 20, 2015 | FULL INTERVIEW - Duration: 57:53. by The Breakfast Club Power 105.1 2,731,778 views...

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經典一句笑話

9月 9, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Kanye West Crashes VMA Stage During Taylor Swift’s Award Speech - MTV 我以後生個兒子名字要叫“好帥”，那別人看到我就會說“好帥的爸爸 ”。 工作，退一步海闊天空，愛情，退一步人去樓空。 錢不是問題，問題是沒錢！ 喝醉了我誰也不服,我就扶牆! 我就像一隻趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路． 如果多吃This year, Kanye West picked the beginning of the Video Music Awards to deliver one of his famous rants. The rapper stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video, was presented to Taylor Swift. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing th...

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笑話-還有菜嗎等

9月 9, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Kanye West - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia １、還有菜嗎？化學課上，老師講解溶劑與溶質的關係： “一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經飽了，你還能吃下去嗎？” 有個學生提問：“還有菜嗎？”    ２、驗算考試中某學生拿出Kanye Omari West (/ˈkɑːnjeɪ/; born June 8, 1977) is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer and fashion designer. West first became known as a producer for Roc-A-Fella Records; he achieved recognition for his work on rapper Jay-Z's The Blueprint (...

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四個準爸爸

9月 9, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Taylor Swift On Kanye West Collaboration: How She Feels About Making Music Together - Hollywood Life 醫院彩超室外面的椅子上，坐著四個男人，他 ​​們的妻子都是在這所醫院做的試管嬰兒，手術都很成功。現在妻子們都在彩超室裡等待彩超檢查，以確定他們的嬰兒是否健康。 過了一會，一個女人走出來，面帶笑容，走到第一名男子跟前，說：“祝賀你，老公！你現在是一對雙胞胎的爸爸！” &ldqKanye West, 36, revealed in an interview with Ryan Seacrest that he and Taylor Swift, 24, will be going into the studio and collaborating on music together in the near future. HollywoodLife.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned, however, that Taylor is a bit hesita...

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還有兩個機會

9月 9, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Grammys 2015: Kanye West and Taylor Swift Reunite年輕的傑克，正逢兵役年齡，抽籤的結果，正好抽中下下簽，最艱苦的兵種———海軍陸戰隊。 傑克為此整日憂心忡忡，幾乎到了茶不思、飯不想的地步。深具智慧的祖父奧克托，見到自己的孫子這副模樣，便尋思要好好地教導他。 老奧克托：“ 孩子啊，沒什麼好擔心Remember when he awkwardly crashed her acceptance speech in 2009? It looks like Kanye West and Taylor Swift are finally friends. West infamously crashed Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV VMAs in 2009: “Yo, Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’m [going t...

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