ke ha die young

簡訊作弊事件

8月 13, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Ke$ha - Die Young (Official) - YouTube簡訊作弊事件 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。 期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。 GET ‘WARRIOR’ HERE: http://smarturl.it/warrior?IQid=v GET ‘WARRIOR’ + 5 EXCLUSIVE ACOUSTIC TRACKS HERE: http://myplay.me/xwh Directed By: Darren Craig for The Uprising Creative Produced by: Jonathan Craven for The Uprising Creative Editor: Shahana Khan VF...

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警民機車對答

8月 13, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Ke$ha - Die Young (Lyric Video) - YouTube警民機車對答凌晨兩點，貓爸心情不爽，提著購物袋，步行前往便利商店購物。前方紅藍警示燈交錯閃耀，警察兩名。一人向貓爸揮舞手中紅色閃光棒，示意停下。 警察甲：「先生麻煩身分證看一下謝謝」 貓 爸：「我去7-11買東西。」警察甲：「我是說麻煩你把身分證拿出來我們看一下，跟你去7-11有'WARRIOR' AVAILABLE NOW HERE: http://smarturl.it/warrior?IQid=vdyl Produced by: The Uprising Creative (http://theuprisingcreative.com) Directed by: Darren Craig Motion graphics / edit by: Ryan Paterson Official Lyric Video for Ke$ha's "Die Young." (C) 201...

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你要捐多少

8月 13, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

DIE YOUNG - Ke$ha | Letras.mus.br高速公路上嚴重塞車已經有一段時間，一名駕駛人耐心在車上等候。這時候，一個人敲了他的車窗。駕駛人好奇地搖下玻璃，詢問對方的意圖。「總統遭到恐怖份子綁架，歹徒打算用汽油和一根火柴燒死他，威脅立刻交付一億贖金……所以，您了解吧，我們希望大家同心協力，盡已所能一起來捐獻。」駕駛人Oh what a shame that you came here with someone / So while you're here in my arms / Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young...

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女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！

8月 13, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

KE$HA LYRICS - Die Young - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！給大家笑一笑吧!! 轉載自大陸某論壇.女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！某論壇有一樓主傷心發貼，竟然引來一批網友安慰，然後形成如此結果……  原帖如下：  我和我老婆是大學裏認識的，大2的時候，阿拉在同一個Lyrics to "Die Young" song by KE$HA: I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone So......

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小明摔車

8月 13, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Die Young - Ke$ha - VAGALUME - VAGALUME - Letras de Músicas e muitas músicas para ouvir!有一天..小明騎車摔倒，摔的很嚴重~~於是小明到醫院，請醫生為他檢查身體~~~小明說：醫生~~我摔車了，我覺得我全身都在痛!!!醫生說：你可以指出你哪個地方痛嗎??於是小明就聽從醫生的指示用手指，戳戳頭...然後戳戳腳...又戳戳胸..小明說:我碰這裡也痛.碰那裡也痛! 全身上下都好痛好痛喔!眼尖的Ke$ha - Die Young (música para ouvir e letra da música com legenda)! Let's make the most of the night / Like we're gonna die young ... I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums Oh what a shame that you came here with someone So while you're here in ...

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能踢好比賽就行

8月 13, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Ke$ha: The Story of the $ from Funny Or Die, Kat Bardot, ...一名球員在酒吧看到一位性感美女，便去搭訕。 由於這名球員非常緊張，說道：“小…小…姐，我…我…我姓…姓…吳，能…能…能不能和…你…你聊&hellipAnnouncer: At the young age of 23, Ke$ha has recorded a number one album, several top ten singles, and brought record profits to the glitter and whiskey industry, but she wasn’t always the pop star we now know. Ke$ha: I used to just be Kesha, with an s in...

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