kermit the frog蛙

裙子夾在屁股縫

4月 25, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Kermit the Frog - Muppet Wiki - Wikia甲和乙是好友，有一天，甲看到乙的眼睛黑青，甲連忙問乙的眼睛怎麼了？乙：我昨天在電車被人打的甲：為什麼會被打？乙：昨天在電車裡看到一個胖女生的裙子夾在屁股縫，我的覺得很不舒服， 所以我就幫她拉出來…結果就被打了甲：那為什麼兩眼都黑青呢？乙：因為她打我，我覺得很害怕，所以我又幫她塞回去&hKermit the Frog, arguably Jim Henson's most famous Muppet creation, was the star and host of The Muppet Show, played a significant role on Sesame Street, and served as the logo of The Jim Henson Company. He continues to star in the Muppet movies and makes...

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兩件事不會

5月 6, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Kermit the Frog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天 老王去一家公司應徵工作老闆跟他面試，問了他：「你有什麼事情不會?」老王說：「我只有兩件事情不會 」老闆聽心想，這麼厲害，那馬上就錄取他了。後來老闆吩咐老王做工作，老王總是笨手笨腳。老闆覺得很奇怪，就問老王：「到底是哪兩件事情不會?」老王就說：「這也不會 那也不會」老闆…&helKermit the Frog is a Muppet character and Jim Henson's most well-known creation, first introduced in 1955. He is the straight man protagonist of many Muppet projects, most notably on Sesame Street, and The Muppet Show, as well as in movies, specials, and ...

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學長....你.......

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Frog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中午...進餐時......同桌的一位學妹對正在用餐的博士班學長問「學長.你博幾?」博士班學長含糊的道「沒有阿.我正在吃飯怎麼會呢???」正當所有人都在納悶學長的回答時 只聽到他在一旁邊吃東西邊嘟嚷著說「吃飯時還能{勃 起} 我哪能那麼神阿」....語畢全場人皆笑翻The use of the common names "frog" and "toad" has no taxonomic justification. From a classification perspective, all members of the order Anura are frogs, but only members of the family Bufonidae are considered "true toads". The use of the term "frog" in ...

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老太婆駕車

4月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

frog - Wiktionary一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆，除了駕車的那個外，其他的3個都臉色蒼白的在發抖。駕車的老太婆緊張的：偶. . 偶沒有超速啊 . . . 警察：妳沒超速，可是開得太慢了。老太婆：但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速"20"嘛。 警察：那是指20號公路，不是frog (plural frogs) A small tailless amphibian of the order Anura that typically hops. The part of a violin bow (or that of other similar string instruments such as the viola, cello and contrabass) located at the end held by the player, to which the horse...

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比【孫中山】強兩倍的 名字

4月 25, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Muppets Most Wanted - Official Site一對姓孫的夫妻，老來得子， 作丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰， 激動的熱淚盈眶。 老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒， 一臉驕傲的對他說：「孩子，我要你將來比國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍！」 於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個很響亮的名字，&nbVisit the Muppets Most Wanted official site to watch the trailer, meet the characters, browse photos and play games. ... The Muppet Movie After a fateful meeting with a big-time talent agent, Kermit the Frog heads for Hollywood dreaming of showbiz. Along ...

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工程師與公主

4月 25, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Boiling frog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小王走在路上，看到一隻青蛙，忽然青蛙開口說:先生，請吻我，我會變成公主，我會給你一個熱吻。小王停下來，把青蛙撿起來放入口袋，然後繼續走。青蛙又說:請快吻我，我願意跟你在一起一天，隨便你要做甚麼都可以。小王把青蛙由口袋拿出來，看了一下，笑一笑，又放回口袋繼續走。過一會，青蛙又說:好了，好了，我願意跟你The boiling frog story is generally offered as a metaphor cautioning people to be aware of even gradual change lest they suffer eventual undesirable consequences. It may be invoked in support of a slippery slope argument as a caution against creeping norm...

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