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颱風夜停電

7月 31, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Inhabitots | Your guide to green parenting, eco baby & green kids台風夜停電…室友甲：ㄟ！停水停電的，好無聊喔！室友乙：對啊！室友甲：咦？電腦不是有ｇａｍｅ嗎？室友乙：是啊！室友甲：我們來打電動好了室友乙：停電耶..小姐！室友甲：我們可以點蠟燭啊！這樣就不會太暗了！室友乙：☆◎＊♂※♀某公司主管在他的部門巡視時，看到一個坐在辦公桌後精疲力盡的員工，他Most kids love any type of art activity -- especially one as tactile and open ended as working with sculpting clay. Not only is it fun to play with, this is an art medium that your children will beg to help you make. They can use the organic sculpting cla...

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超搞笑，我的智商到底有多高？

7月 31, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Fifth Harmony - Worth It ft. Kid Ink - YouTube我的智商到底有多高，我也不知道。我只知道我是一個殺傷力很強的人，很多人因我而受到傷害，他們有的對生活失去了希望，有的甚至自殺身亡。所以我一直懷疑我有潛在的超能力，而這種超能力又不知為什麼對我的老師作用尤強。 我至今仍記得第一位因為我而犧牲的老師。那時我上小學一年級，老師帶著我們去野外作自然實踐課。看Watch Fifth Harmony's Worth It music video on Vevo. http://bit.ly/1G1pKyq Don’t miss our daily premieres, awesome performances and killer playlists – discover your new fave! Created in collaboration with YouTube Download the Reflection album at iTunes: ht...

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對不起～ 我立刻帶他們走

7月 31, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Making time for kids? Study says quality trumps quantity. - The Washington Post有三個人坐在公園的長椅上，一人在看報紙，其餘兩個人卻憑空做著奇怪的動作──他們煞有介事的做著將魚餌裝上魚鉤，以及拋竿到水裡的動作...除了公園的行人都駐足指指點點，有個警察在注視良久後驅前問那看報的：「那二人是你的朋友嗎？」「是的」看報的人說警察：「他們好像精神有問題，這樣會嚇到人。是否請你馬上把他A reports says the amount of time parents spend with their children has virtually no link to how kids turn out. ... In truth, Milkie’s study and others have found that, more than any quantity or quality time, income and a mother’s educational level are mo...

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嘴賤的小雞與報復

7月 31, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

It’s Official: The Boomerang Kids Won’t Leave - The New York Times嘴賤的小雞小林的老婆是一個賢淑的女人，不大愛說話，但是如果人家惹到她頭上，她一定狠狠地反咬一口。那一年，她帶了四歲大的兒子到台北去玩，乘上一台計程車。車子經過一座大建築物，小孩問媽媽：「那是什麼?」「圓山飯店。」 林太回答車子經過一個攤子，孩子問：「賣的是什麼?」「賣檳榔。」 林太回答。車子經過，有These boomerang kids are not a temporary phenomenon. They appear to be part of a new and permanent life stage. More than that, they represent a much larger anxiety-provoking but also potentially thrilling economic evolution that is affecting all of us. It...

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人算不如天算

7月 31, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Kind of Blue | All-TIME 100 Albums | TIME.com有個人去算命，算命師寫了一張字條給他，然後跟他說：你的命是 "大富大貴沒有大災難要小心！！"那個人聽完就很高興的離開了…… 隔沒幾天，他在路上被車子撞斷條腿，好了之後，他就很生氣的去找算命師理論： 你前幾天不是告訴我，我是大富大貴，沒有大災難The album may be dead, but it's certainly not forgotten. TIME's critics have chosen the 100 greatest and most influential musical compilations since 1954...

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孔子扭到腳的時候說了一句名言...

7月 31, 2013

連元柳

kuso

27 Free Games to Keep Your Kids Entertained on a Road Trip | Travelhacker孔子扭到腳的時候說了一句名言... 孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的有一天他們到齊國的城門口時,一個不小心,孔子扭到腳了子路見狀,便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷想不到齊國有不少當年While the idea of driving hours with a car full of children may send shivers down the spine of even the most patient of parents, a family road trip doesn’t have to be a stressful endeavor. There are tons of games you can play with your children that will ...

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