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老子是便衣

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

KIX-FILES. Shop Online for Sneakers & Rock Your Kicks1、一條警犬看到馬路上過來一條普通狗，就氣勢凶凶地跑去質問它：我是警犬，你是什麼東西？普通狗不屑一顧地看看它說：蠢貨，看清楚點，老子是便衣！2、食人族父子打獵，其子擒一瘦子，其父曰：放，沒肉！其子又擒一胖子，其父曰：放，太膩！其子又擒一美女，其父曰：帶回家，晚上把你媽吃了！3、你我都是單翼的天使，唯KIX-FILES is the leading online destination for sneakers. Shop at our store to get the latest releases of Nike, Air Jordan, adidas, Reebok, New Balance & more. ... 100K Facebook Likes Milestone Achieved September 22, 2014 We've hit a huge milestone on our...

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給老婆的禮物

7月 22, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Location | KIX-FILES三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」「答對了！我買給我老婆一台相Our Story Established in 2003, KIX-FILES started off as a sneaker website providing sneaker-related news and information. Then came KIX-FILES online store in 2005 and it quickly emerged as one of the best online shops in the world....

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打瞌睡

7月 22, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Kix-Files - 20 Legit Sneaker Re-Seller Websites | Complex有個學生上課打瞌睡,被老師發現.老師問:[為什麼上課打瞌睡?]學生:[我是在養精蓄銳.]老師:[為什麼猛點頭?]學生:[因為老師說的頭頭是道!]老師:[為什麼還流口水呢?]學生:[因為老師說的津津有味嘛!]老師:「...」Finding the perfect sneaker isn't a difficult task — finding them for the right price takes a little bit more effort. ... Kix-Files Website: http://store.kix-files.com/ Another site across the globe that has a rep for a great pre-order system and lingerin...

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便當袋 XD

7月 22, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

KIXEYE.com某在XX小學的午餐時間...噹噹噹噹~『訓導處報告、訓導處報告，訓導處有一只遺失的便當袋，便當袋上有一隻黃色松鼠的圖案，請有遺失的同學來訓導處認領』噹噹噹噹~(約過了20秒)噹噹噹噹~『訓導處更正、訓導處更正，是皮卡丘』噹噹噹噹~相信大家對白雪公主的故事都不陌生更不用說裡面那面會說話的魔鏡了這天..KIXEYE - A leading gaming developer making games for gamers by gamers. Hit titles include Backyard Monsters, Battle Pirates, War Commander and VEGA Conflict. ... Greetings Commanders, The rumor mill continues to turn and there is talk of a elite super ......

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姐姐去麥當勞

7月 22, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Batch files - Ask For User Input - Rob van der Woude's Scripting Pages有一次我朋友的姐姐去麥當勞應徵工讀生，隔日..收到通知已被入取，她那時候高興不已的大聲狂笑星期日是她第一次上班，一到那邊其他工讀生利用工作的時間順便教她先做一些雜事，過了幾天後，她看大家都會處理一些漢堡薯條可樂等事情她就很高興的跑去問那天當班的經理，說請問可以教我做漢堡嗎？？但那當班經理一付不削的臉Warning: Working with a stored string containing ampersands and doublequotes may cause your batch file to fail or even to execute "unexpected" code (code insertion). Do not use SET /P in batch files running with elevated privileges!...

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為人民服務

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Manipulate the Registry and Access Files with KiXtart | Scripting content from Windows IT Pro為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，So you've tried KiXtart, and you like the results. You're not alone. Many serious Windows NT administrators keep KiXtart in their toolbox. At this point, you might be asking yourself, "What else can KiXtart do to make my job easier?" In an NT or Windows 9...

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