knocked up 2007

有心機的小孩

10月 4, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Knocked Up (2007) - IMDb有心機的小孩一個小孩提著死青蛙往妓女戶跑～一到門口，老鴇就擋著門說：「小孩子不可以進來。」那個小孩就說：「我是來玩女人的耶...你怎麼可以拒絕我呀。」老鴇：「哇勒～我們不招待十歲以下的啦，快走。」小孩：「我剛好十歲呀，我不管，我就是要玩。」老鴇：「你十歲呀～那還可以考慮；不過我怕大姐姐們不給你玩耶。Directed by Judd Apatow. With Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. For fun loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant....

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手機失而復得記……好好笑……

10月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Knocked Up (2007) - Rotten Tomatoes手機失而復得，真是說不出、也裝不出來的感覺……幸福啦！輕鬆一下！昨晚，在景美夜市赫然發現手機不見了！機靈的我打電話給我的手機，居然有人接起！我問：請問有人撿到手機嗎?神秘手機客：ㄨ，我現在不方便說話，30分鐘後到台北漁市來拿。（操台灣國語中年人版) 神秘手機客掛電話&heCritics Consensus: Knocked Up is a hilarious, poignant and refreshing look at the rigors of courtship and child-rearing, with a sometimes raunchy, yet savvy script that is ably ......

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能讓老公按時回家的一句話

10月 4, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Knocked Up (2007) - Box Office Mojo一個典型的大男人娶了個典型的小美女，婚禮剛剛結束，大男人就立下了下面的規矩：我想什麼時候回家就什麼時候回家，只要我想，不論是什麼時候我想，你都不能為此為難我！每天晚上你必須為我準備好一頓豐盛的晚餐，除非我告訴你我不回來了。只要我想，我就可以和我的老朋友出去打獵、釣魚、飲酒或打牌，你也不能為此刁難我！Knocked Up summary of box office results, charts and release information and related links. ... An company © IMDb.com, Inc. or its affiliates. All rights reserved. Box Office Mojo and IMDb are trademarks or registered trademarks of IMDb.com, Inc. or its a...

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抽煙三優點

10月 4, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Knocked Up (2007) - Quotes - IMDb抽煙三優點有一個美國的煙商來到法國做生意,一天,他在市集上大談抽煙的好處.突然,位老人走上檯子,大聲說到: 『女士們,先生們.抽煙還有三大好處: 第一,狗怕抽煙人. 第二,小偷不敢偷抽煙人家. 第三,抽煙者永遠年輕.』一時間,台下觀眾情緒振奮,那位商人更是喜形於色.老人又把手一擺.說:『為什麼呢??Knocked Up (2007) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more... ... Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership....

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令人激賞的妻子

10月 4, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Subscene - Subtitles for Knocked Up - Subscene - Passionate about good commentaries  令人激賞的妻子~       這才經典!!一對新婚夫婦剛結婚兩個星期。那位依然熱愛妻子的丈夫，等不及要和以往的朋友到鎮外狂歡。 於是，他告訴妻子："親愛的，我很快回來。""你要到那去，情郎？"妻子問。"我要到酒吧去，美人兒。我去喝杯啤酒。"&nbRetail, extracted from BluRay. Removed HI, changed 'l' and 'L' to 'I', fixed dialogs, added italics, fixed quotes, removed unneeded spaces, merged short lines, changed some lines from 3 lines to 2 lines & fixed short display times. This is for the Unrated...

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超速 ....

10月 4, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Knocked Up (2007): Sex While Pregnant Part 2 - Video以後超速..這樣做就對了!!!一個交通警察攔下一輛超速的車，以下是他們的對話....           警察：「我可以看一下你的駕照嗎？」  駕駛：「我沒駕照，我第五次The clip sex while pregnant Part 2 from Knocked Up (2007) with Katherine Heigl, Seth RogenOh, shit.What if it kicked 'cause it didn't like it?I ca. Watch Video about Knocked Up,Sex while pregnant Part 2,Katherine Heigl by Metacafe.com...

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