kung fu fighting

高齡七十歲之書法家

6月 28, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Kung Fu Hustle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一天,某間大學藝文社的學生到一位高齡七十歲之書法家家中,那群學生對書法家進行訪問;學生對書法家問問題,書法家就一邊寫書法一邊回答...,聊著聊著忽然學生看見書桌上有一碟花生,那學生就不客氣地吃了, 一不小心吃完了其中一位學生滿懷歉意的說; 抱歉把您的花生吃完了.....只見書法家緩緩的抬起頭對他們說Kung Fu Hustle is a 2004 Hong Kong-Chinese martial arts action comedy film, directed, co-produced and co-written by Stephen Chow, who also stars in the lead role. The other producers were Chui Po-chu and Jeffrey Lau, and the screenplay was co-written with...

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金斧頭銀斧頭

6月 28, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics - Lyrics On Demand - Song Lyrics, Lyrics of Songs, Free Lyric某天有一個生意人，在一個池塘邊談生意。走著走著卻踢到了石頭而且跌倒，手機掉入池塘裡。馬上有個女神浮出水面，問：「這支３G手機是你的嗎？」生意人：「不是。」女神又問：「那這支八百萬畫素照相手機是你的嗎？」生意人：「不是啦。」女神再問：「那這把舊舊的手機是你的嗎？」生意人：「對啊那是我的。」女神：「為了Kung Fu Fighting Lyrics by Carl Douglas at Lyrics On Demand ... Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing...

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醫生笑話大集合

6月 28, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Kung Fu Panda - Official Site＜醫生篇part 1＞一位病重的老人即將死去，醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了，便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。「你的病已經很嚴重了」醫生告訴他︰「我相信你必然想知道事實，現在你還想見什麼人嗎？」虛弱的老人點了點頭說：「是的」他並用幾乎聽不見的聲音說：「我想看另一位醫生。」＜醫生篇part 2＞一位婦The official website for DreamWorks Animation's Kung Fu Panda. Watch videos, view images, play games, and more! ... When he's not busy eating, Po is living out his dreams of fighting along side the Furious Five to protect the Valley of Peace....

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婦人節食減肥

6月 28, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Kung Fu Panda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia婦人節食減肥，效果令她滿意，尤其又可以穿早就穿不上的牛仔褲，她跑去向丈夫大聲說：“你瞧，我又可以穿回我以前的牛仔褲了！”丈夫仔細看了看，說：“你穿那條牛仔褲是我的。”父親發現小弟在翻看姐姐的雜誌，問道：“兒子，你為甚麼要看女孩子的雜誌？&rKung Fu Panda is a 2008 American computer-animated action comedy martial arts film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. 1 It was directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne and produced by Melissa Cobb, and stars ......

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詐騙電話 內容超好笑

6月 28, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Kung Fu Panda (2008) - IMDb有一次我在看電視的時候電話響了我要去接的時後突然有種好玩的來了我接的時候他說(以下是對話我:喂詐:你是洪##的爸爸嗎?我:不是我是他妹耶!詐:都一樣啦!我跟你講你哥哥在我手上我:(心裡OS:我哥明明在睡覺還在我面前勒!來整他好了)你!我給你我爸爸的電話你跟他說09--------(我的電話詐:喔一下Directed by Mark Osborne, John Stevenson. With Jack Black, Ian McShane, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman. In the Valley of Peace, Po the Panda finds himself chosen as the Dragon Warrior despite the fact that he is obese and a complete novice at martial arts...

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你算老幾

6月 28, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Kung Fu Hustle (2004) - IMDb一群高中生正在福利社裡大吵大鬧。 忽然有人站出來訓斥他們，要他們別鬧了。 其中一個長得高高壯壯的學生很不高興的對那個人說：「你算老幾?」  只見那人從容不迫的回答道：「我不知道我老幾？但是大家都叫我老師...」 警察發現公園裡的池塘邊有一位釣客，正在享受垂釣樂趣。 警察：『難道你With Stephen Chow, Xiaogang Feng, Wah Yuen, Zhi Hua Dong. In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf....

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