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印地安人騎馬

4月 1, 2013

王映夏

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Movies Now - Los Angeles Times一位來自紐約的標緻女性開車至新墨西哥之荒郊野外時，車子拋錨了。這時剛好一位印地安人騎馬經過，並願意提供共騎至附近鄉鎮。於是她跳上馬一齊騎。一路騎著相安無事，除了每隔幾分鐘，那位印地安人就會發出興奮的大叫聲，大聲至聲音在山間迴響。當他們到達城鎮時，那位印地安人讓她們在當地加油站下馬，然後大叫一聲「呼」Actress Marilyn Burns, who starred in the 1970s film "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" and TV movie "Helter Skelter," died Tuesday. She was 65. Burns' manager said Wednesday that she died at her Houston-area home and that the cause of her death remains ......

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你喜歡什麼花

4月 1, 2013

葉詩萍

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Nation - Los Angeles Times男朋友問女朋友:你喜歡什麼花?女朋友羞答答道: 我喜歡兩種花. 男朋友急切地問: 哪兩種? 我送給你!女朋友低頭小聲說: 有錢花和隨便花!男朋友傻傻地說: 你真美! 女朋友嫵媚地問: 我哪美?男朋友深情地說: 想得美!!!Jeff Miller, Bernie Sanders J. Scott Applewhite, Associated Press Sen. Bernie Sanders, right, and Rep. Jeff Miller confer before a news conference on Capitol Hill about their bipartisan deal to improve veterans' healthcare. Sen. Bernie Sanders, right, and...

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詐騙電話

4月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

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Los Angeles Murders and Homicides - The Homicide Report - Los Angeles Times接到一通電話(是個女的,某小姐)....某小姐：謂.....請問是李X正先生嗎..(她正經八百的說)國正桑：是呀...(用一貫很溫柔的聲音回答) 某小姐：我是中和的第一銀行分行值班人員...剛剛我們在提款機附近撿到一張你的提款卡， 經我們偽卡辨識機判讀後確定這是一張偽卡。....Los Angeles County murder and homicides victims, and their stories. ... A man who fatally shot his girlfriend on New Year’s Eve in 2011 was sentenced Thursday to 15 years in state prison, according to the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office....

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藥房老闆的職業化反應

4月 1, 2013

劉秋曼

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los angeles technical support jobs classifieds - craigslist前幾天，朋友說有天晚上1：00多的時候，他的兒子發燒了，當他找出體溫計要替兒子量體溫時，才發現電子體溫計的電池沒電了，家中又沒有傳統體溫計，只得匆匆出門，要到藥房買電池。當他急忙忙的進藥房時，老闆一見他著急的臉色，還沒等他開口，立刻：「有有有！在這裡！」拿著一疊「保險套」！朋友當場愣住，過幾秒才反應No mappable items found...

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偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

TIME 100: The Most Influential People in the World in 2014 - TIME偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告Your browser, Internet Explorer 8 or below, is out of date. It has known security flaws and may not display all features of this and other websites. Learn how to update your browser...

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早知道就不要求上帝

4月 1, 2013

彭靜菱

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Streetsblog Los Angeles在無人的浴室裡，傳出陣陣的聊天聲。 『早知道就不要求上帝，說下輩子我想每天摸美女的頭髮！』梳子唉聲嘆道：『上輩子當個宅男就已經很不幸了！雖然這輩子可以每天撫摸美女的頭髮，但這不是我想要的。』 『是啊！我也一樣！早知道就不要要求說，想要每天和美女喇嘰(舌吻)！結果都是牙膏的味道，一點意思也沒有。』牙刷In some parts of the city, cars with placards would occupy 20 percent or more of the on-street parking. This generates traffic by causing other drivers to cruise for spots, and it makes curbside meter management less effective. Putting the right price on ...

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