legoland

笨蛋

4月 17, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Legoland - Official Site        某 天有兩個有錢人在鄉村俱樂部裡閒話家常。其中一人對另一個人說：『嘿! 我告訴你我的司機實在很笨..你不認為嗎？』『你看看就知道』他把他的司機吉米叫了過來對他說『這裡有十元，到汽車展示區去給我買一輛Mercedes回來。』吉米回答，『Official homepage for Legoland Parks with with links to California, Florida, and international locations....

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樹說話了

4月 17, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Legoland Windsor Resort - Official Site      一 個班長想要整他的班兵： 班長：你看見五百公尺外的那棵大樹沒有？ 士兵：報告班長......有 ！班長：你現在過去,它有話對你說 士兵：報告班長......是 幾分鐘後 ......... 士兵：報告班長.LEGOLAND® Windsor is a fun filled day out for all the family and perfect for short breaks in the South East of England near London. Play your part in the ultimate world of LEGO ......

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叫的好慘

4月 17, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Legoland California Resort - Official Site      有 一天，小明匆匆的跑回家跟媽媽說：「媽，快給我十塊錢，外面有一個老伯伯叫的好慘喔！」媽媽心裡一想這孩子真懂事，這麼小就會憐憫別人，於是就高興的拿了十塊錢給他並問說：「他叫什麼啊？」小明就說：「他叫棉花糖一個十塊錢。」   When it comes to California theme parks and amusement parks, LEGOLAND California Resort is the best choice for your family. Build your adventure today! ... Come play your part at LEGOLAND ® California Resort, located just 30 minutes north of San Diego and...

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相親

4月 17, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

LEGOLAND Billund - Masser af forlystelser, sjov og spændende oplevelser for børn        小 明一天要去相親因為沒看過對方而擔心她長的太醜 ......於是他交代朋友十分鐘後call他的扣機就可藉扣機遁到了相親的地點志明發現女方驚為天人......於是心想待會扣機響就不要回就好突然美女的大哥大響了......美女： "對不LEGOLAND Billund is the most famous and popular amusement park in Denmark, with lots of fun, speed and action for families and children of all ages. ... We use cookies on this site to make sure you have the best experience possible. If you continue browsi...

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偷錢包

4月 17, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Legoland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia      在 學校，小明因為偷了同學的錢包而被叫到訓導處，訓導主任生氣地問小明為何偷錢包：「你明明知道那個錢包不是你的，為何還要去偷拿？」小明說道：「我知道那錢包不是我的，可是錢包裡的錢長得像昨天媽媽給我的。」   Legoland (trademark in uppercase as LEGOLAND) is a chain of Lego-themed children's/family theme parks. They are not fully owned by Lego Group itself; rather they are owned and operated by the British theme park company Merlin Entertainments. The chain cur...

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小明

4月 17, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Family Hotels in San Diego - Themed Hotels in California LEGOLAND California Resort    一 個頑皮的小學生在一間漫畫店看著漫畫，突然一位中年母親在街上大喊：「小明你這兔崽子還不回家，還在鬼混，被老娘捉到了，你就死定了。」只見此小學生漫畫一丟，狂奔逃跑.......跑了大概五十公尺，氣吁吁地說：「咦，...........我為什麼逃跑呢？我又不是小明Regarded as one of the best family hotels in San Diego and themed hotels in California, the LEGOLAND Hotel will make your vacation truly memorable! ... Come play your part at LEGOLAND ® California Resort, located just 30 minutes north of San Diego and one...

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