lenovo thinkpad t430 weight

心煩時……就來找笑～

8月 13, 2013

劉安竹

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ThinkPad T430 Laptop | Lenovo US 怕他會出軌汽車嫁給了火車，但是沒多久就離婚了。大家問其原因，汽車傷心地說：「他天天都在擔心我會被撞，實在讓人受不了。」「妳不理他不就好了嗎？」「但是我也時時都怕他會出軌呀！」這是貓，不是豬夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的在逗著貓玩。妻子見狀便罵道：「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼？」丈夫很驚訝的說：「這是貓，不是豬嘿Introducing Lenovo’s finest laptop with the blend of power and performance for business professionals. The Lenovo ThinkPad T430 is outfitted with 3rd generation Intel® Core standard voltage processors with Turbo Boost+, leading to high performance. Experi...

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Ａ到人家車子時

8月 13, 2013

黃友陽

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lenovo thinkpad t430 weight - 相關部落格一位律師回到停車場發現 他的BMW的頭燈被人撞壞了   而且還有不少刮傷 附近並沒有發現肇事車輛   但是還好他發現在雨刷下壓著一張紙條   他趕緊把紙條拿起來看要如何跟對方連絡  &nbs...

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16歲女兒懷孕，父親只說了8個字

8月 13, 2013

林慕夢

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Lenovo ThinkPad T430 Review | Business Laptop Reviews一個16歲的女孩跟她母親說她已經2個月沒來了……母親一聽不得了趕緊去藥房買了驗孕劑來確認一下……結果女孩真的懷孕了！母親又哭又罵的問到：「到底是那個渾蛋幹的好事，你給我從實招來！！」女孩只好打了通電�半小時後，一部全新的法拉利跑車疾駛到了女孩家We review the Lenovo ThinkPad T430, a business notebook with a superb new keyboard and more than 13 hours of battery life. ... When you're the gold standard for business notebooks, you have to do everything in your power to stay on top. And Lenovo is doin...

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對不起，我不能這樣

8月 13, 2013

黃友陽

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ThinkPad T430 Laptop | Lenovo (SG) 一個警察攔住了一輛闖紅燈的車。警察透過車窗對司機說：「先生，請你對著酒精檢測氣呼一口氣。」司機：「對不起，警察先生，我不能這樣。我患有嚴重的氣喘，如果照你說的做，我可能會喘不過氣來。」警察：「原來是這樣，那我帶你去醫院那裡檢察血液。」司機：「對不起，警察先生，我不能這樣。我患有嚴重的糖尿病，如果照The most popular PC in our legendary ThinkPad product line, the ThinkPad T430 is durable, secure, portable, and packed with features to enhance productivity. ... Protect Your ThinkPad Laptop With Lenovo Services Why Lenovo Services? Comprehensive portfoli...

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一名男子往藥房去買避孕套的尷尬遭遇

8月 13, 2013

黃懷雙

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ThinkPad T Series: Premium Laptops | Lenovo US 一名男子往藥房去買避孕套，藥房老闆告訴他，避孕套大都分三種包裝，有三個一盒，六個一盒和十二個一盒的。你要買那一種？老闆問男子。男子說：我今天晚上這個女友，長得熱情如火。她約我晚飯後直落，跟據我閱人的經驗，她的性欲需求一定很大，看情形我今晚很有可能要跟她連場大戰，我還是買十二個套裝的比較保險一點。老The superior design and build of the ThinkPad T Series, as well as the award-winning spill-resistant keyboards, make these laptops the gold standard. ... Up to Windows 8.1 Pro Built for business. Built for life. The new Windows brings together everything ...

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鴕鳥VS空姊

8月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

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ThinkPad T430 Laptop PC for Business Computing | Lenovo (IN) 一名阿兵哥不幸被派到非洲 每天都過著無處發洩的生活 後來他看到了一隻駝鳥 他就想抓住他來發洩 可是問題來了...駝鳥跑的很快 於是阿兵哥就每天都在追駝鳥 後來有一天...一架飛機失事了 阿兵哥發現後趕過去救人 生還者只*The prices mentioned are exclusive of all taxes & octroi Availability: Offers, prices, specifications and availability may change without notice. Lenovo is not responsible for photographic or typographic errors. Trademarks: Lenovo, ThinkPad, ThinkCentre ...

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