leo apotheker

哈哈哈 ~太好笑了~

7月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Léo Apotheker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia檢舉 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~ 分類：休閒生活2011/01/19 12:41 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~跟朋友通 msn 時也常看到他的無厘頭打字我：你怎麼說著說著突然不見了？？他：歹勢... 電鳥當雞我：....................他：呃...歹勢歹勢... 是電腦當機啦... X Léo Apotheker (born September 18, 1953, in Aachen, Germany) is a German business executive. He served briefly as the chief executive officer of Hewlett-Packard from November 2010 until his firing in September 2011.[1] He also served as co-chief executive ...

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雞糞兩塊

7月 3, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Executive Team | HP® Official Site中午休息時間～麥x勞和肯x雞（大家都知道的）擠滿了人潮，忽然有一位學生氣喘吁吁的跑進來......我要雞糞兩塊小姐（驚）：妳...你要吃雞糞？！男孩：抱歉！我是說雞塊兩份！！！小姐：...迷：原來是他跑太快了，才會說成雞糞兩塊。HP is led by proven executives. Meg Whitman has served as HP president + chief executive officer (CEO) since September 2011 + Board of Directors since January 2011. ... Henry Gomez is executive vice president and chief marketing and communications officer...

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一個天才醫生

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

List of Hewlett-Packard executive leadership - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一對夫妻相處了好幾年.但老公每次和妻子做愛卻覺得妻子還不夠意思.於是.妻子就去問醫生:[醫生.我和我老公相處八年了.但我老公還覺得我不夠意思.我該怎麼做??]醫生說:[喔!!你再跟你老公做時.你要(叫房)啦!].隔天.妻子就去跟醫生說:[你欠打嗎??我老公還是覺得我不夠意思.]醫生說:[那你昨天是This List of Hewlett-Packard executive leadership includes CEOs and other notable leaders of Hewlett-Packard. Co-founder: David Packard (President: 1947; Chairman: 1964–1969; Chairman 1971–1993) Co-founder: William Hewlett (Vice President: 1947; Executive...

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百元大鈔

7月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

How Hewlett-Packard lost its way - Fortune我剛進家門，就發現桌子上放著一張百元大鈔。平時老媽也不給什麼零花錢，難道這次發慈悲了？想到這兒，我心中不禁一喜。當我拿起鈔票時，發現底下還壓著一張紙條，拿起來一看，上面寫著：今天是你外婆生日，在家等我，我們一起去給外婆祝壽。註意——那一百塊錢不是給你的，是為了引起你的註意，看Léo Apotheker's disastrous tenure as HP's CEO revealed a dysfunctional company struggling for direction after a decade of missteps and scandals. Can his replacement, Meg ......

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死後的老闆上天堂的選擇

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Filter News Results | HP Newsroom Filter News Results一家公司的大老闆死後被送上天堂，看門的天使卻查不到他的紀錄，因為之前很少有大老闆會上天堂的，於是就要他自己選擇要到天堂，還是去地獄碟碲碥碭，並且可以先到兩個地方都度過二十四小時之後再做決定。一開始，大老闆先被送到地獄去跼踄跿踆，他一進門發現是一個狂歡派對，所有他以前的同事跟朋友都在裡面境墇墑墔，大家Filter news results by type, year, and topic to find press releases, press kits, feature stories, and more in the HP Newsroom. ... For Home Laptops & hybrids Tablets Desktops Monitors Printing & scanners Printers...

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國中生白痴作文

7月 3, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

HP settles lawsuit after Mad Leo's WebOS and PC biz shenanigans • The Register95國中基測國文作文題目：體諒別人的辛勞●我家境小開●爸媽很辛苦，我要照顧他們的「下半身」（無言）●最辛苦的人是藝工媽媽（那個學校有表演團體？）●現在的小孩已經不再是小孩（那是什麼呢？）●很多父母在幫我●媽媽說：「以後我(主詞是媽媽)嫁出門時，要你爸爸請菲傭跟我一起出嫁。」（到底在寫什麼？）●我要用HP has agreed to pay $57m to shareholders miffed by the management of Leo Apotheker. This comes after the plaintiffs sued the firm for defrauding them by abandoning its business model. The investors launched a class action suit after former chief Apotheke...

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