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世界上最大威力的一句話

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Rock the Vote - Official Site[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。Rock the Vote's mission is to engage and build political power for young people in our country. ... ABOUT ROCK THE VOTE Rock the Vote's mission is to engage and build political power for young people in our country. Rock the Vote is the largest non-profit...

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何謂行銷

3月 20, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Gary's MIDI Paradise - MIDI files I - R不懂行銷？沒唸過MBA？ 沒關係！本文讓你三分鐘了解行銷 你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩， 你走過去並且對她說：『我在床上很厲害哦！』 這叫直銷 你跟一群朋友參加宴會，看到一個漂亮女孩。你的朋友走過去， 指著你，並且跟她說：『他在床上很厲害哦！The following is an alphabetical list by title of some of the songs. I will keep updating every couple of weeks. ***Updated 1/7/2015. Added 46 New or Revised MIDI files to this site. I I Am A Rock - Paul Simon I'm A Believer - Monkees I'm Alright - Kenny ...

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榨汁比賽

3月 20, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Performed by Idina Menzel - YouTube某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您Frozen is now available to own on Blu-ray & Digital HD. In this clip from Disney's "Frozen," Elsa, whose secret powers have just been revealed, flees Arendelle and unleashes her magic, creating a breathtaking ice palace. Performed by the voice of Elsa, Id...

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車子壞了

3月 20, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Ubuntu Tweak - Let's rock with Ubuntu小明開著自己的車子和妻子去蜜月旅行，結果在半路上車子引擎突然熄火，小明修理半天，車子還是不會動。看著小明滿頭大汗，妻子安慰他說：「前面不遠的地方有間汽車旅館，我們先去那邊住一晚，明天早上起來，車子就 會自己好的，不用擔心。」小明說：「那是還沒結婚之前的事，這一次車子是真的壞掉了！」 我要影Ubuntu Tweak is an application designed to config Ubuntu easier for everyone. ... Welcome! Ubuntu Tweak is an application to config Ubuntu easier for everyone. It provides many useful desktop and system options that the default desktop environment doesn't...

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習慣裸奔

3月 20, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Dean Martin - Let it Snow! - YouTube有個女人趁先生上班時偷偷與情人廝混。 有天兩人在床上，女人聽到她先生車子回來的聲音. 她焦急叫情人："趕快拿著你的衣服 ,跳窗戶吧 ." 情人一看："外頭下大雨你叫我跳出去? " 女人叫道："我先生如果逮到我們兩個,我們必死無疑。" 她的情人只好拿起Classic Christmas song by Dean Martin with christmas pics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5_U......

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年輕的種雞

3月 20, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

'Top Five' Filmmaker Chris Rock Pens Blistering Essay on Hollywood's Race Problem: "It's a White Ind王老先生在農場裡養了一群母雞，唯一的種雞已經上了年紀，王老先生於是決定想找隻年輕的種雞分擔老種雞的重任。年輕的種雞來到農場四處遊走以適應新環境，吸引了不少母雞的注意，老種雞感到嚴重的威脅，這樣下去其下場可想而知。於是老種雞對年輕的種雞說：「我知道你來到這裡的目的，不要以為你年輕力壯就可以取代我，不如I was probably 19 when I first came to Hollywood. Eddie Murphy brought me out to do Beverly Hills Cop II and he had a deal at Paramount, so I remember going through the gates of the Paramount lot. He's in a Rolls-Royce, and he's not just a star, he's the ...

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