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雷根總統

6月 4, 2013

彭靜菱

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Levis 511 Slim Fit Jeans - Mens Apparel - Macy's總統夫人的表演雷根總統在一次鋼琴演奏會上講話時，夫人南希不小心跌到在台下。觀眾驚訝的發出叫聲。但南希很快地就爬起來，在賓客熱烈掌聲中回到台上的位置上。此時，雷根插了一句：「親愛的，我告訴過你，這是在我沒有獲得掌聲時，你才出場表演。」已經客滿塔夫脫是美國歷屆總統中體重最重的一位。一日，他去拜訪前任總統Shop Online for the Latest Collection of Men's 511 Slim Fit Jeans by Levi's Denim at Macys.com. FREE SHIPPING AVAILABLE! ... 9/optimized/1794359_fpx.tif ,0/optimized/1794360_fpx.tif,4/optimized/1837764_fpx.tif,6/optimized/1837766_fpx.tif,5/optimized ......

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侍郎.尚書.御史

6月 4, 2013

范姜孤桃

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Levi's 511 - Shop Slim Fit Jeans for Men | Levi's®某日侍郎.尚書.御史三個高官走在路上看見一隻狗從三人面前跑過御史藉機會問侍郎:[是狼是狗?(侍郎是狗)]侍郎臉都綠了:[是狗]尚書和御史都大笑:[何以知道是狗?]侍郎:[看尾毛,下垂是狼,上梳是狗(尚書是狗)]尚書臉沉了下來侍郎:[也可以從食性看,狼是肉食,狗是遇肉吃肉,遇屎吃屎(御史吃屎)]Levi's 511 slim fit jeans sit low on the waist with a narrow leg. Slim without being skinny. Browse the complete collection of mens 511 jeans at Levi's. Thank you for visiting Levis.com. If you need assistance with shopping on our site, please call us at ...

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老饕吃鴨

6月 4, 2013

黃如筠

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Amazon.com: Levi's Men's 511 Slim Fit Jean: Clothing老饕在北京專吃烤鴨，據說地道的烤鴨很難吃到，有次帶了一票人去吃地道的北平烤鴨。“老板！給份烤鴨，要道地的！”只見小妹端了一份烤鴨上桌“烤鴨到！”老饕先止住大伙的口食，摸摸烤鴨的屁股，氣呼呼叫小妹來說，“你這不是北平烤鴨，是南京板鴨，換一份！Pros: Available in many sizes and washes, reasonable price, comfortable and contoured fit Cons: Not true to size Having unusual proportions has always been problematic for me, and as a result, I have tried many different brands and styles of jeans. At 6'4...

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怕老婆的男人

6月 4, 2013

蔡爾容

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Levis Line 8 | Levi's Line 8 Jeans 511 Slim Fit Black 3D Wash at ASOS某大公司的主管平日十分怕老婆，也很好奇是不是每一個男人都是如此...於是找一天集合公司內所有已婚男士站在他前面問道：「現在，覺得自己平日怕太太的人站到我左邊，覺得自己平日不怕太太的人站到我右邊。」語罷，只見一陣騷動，眾人皆往左邊站，只有一人站到右邊，還有兩人站在原地不動。他首先問第一個站在原地不動的Shop Levi's Line 8 Jeans 511 Slim Fit Black 3D Wash at ASOS. Discover fashion online. ... ABOUT LEVI’S Famed for their 501 jeans, Levi’s have been the garment of choice for cultural movements throughout the 20th century, with over 100 years experience in ...

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山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！

6月 4, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Levi's 511 Slim-Fit True-Chino Jeans - Jeans - Men - Macy's山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！山裏人：喂.小姐，饃多少錢？ 服務員：摸，100！山裏人：下麵呢？服務員：下面200！山裏人：我暈！不是吧！那水餃呢？服務員：睡覺，400！山裏人：一碗400 ?! 服務員：不，一晚800！山裏人：我倒！這麼貴！為什麼一碗要800 ? Shop for Jeans online at Macys.com. A wardrobe essential; discover this staple with the 511 jeans from Levi's®. ... For my son being on the thick side he finally found jeans that fit him perfect! This are the only jeans he wants to wear now and being in h...

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個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？

6月 4, 2013

小安

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Levis 511 Muse Slim-Fit Jean - Urban Outfitters老師問小朋友5個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？一堆小朋友搶著說把蛋糕切成三等份，正好三刀~正當老師準備公佈答案時艋舺的和尚同學，突然天外飛來一語：一刀砍死一個小朋友，剩兩刀把蛋糕切成四等份~~~~老師.....無言Classic slim-fit jeans from Levi's. Woven dark-wash blended cotton construction topped with a zip-fly and button waist closure. Complete with front pouch pockets and rear pouch pockets. Cut with a slim-fit leg and topped with a mid-rise. Content + Care- C...

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