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你們是怎麼來的？

5月 6, 2013

謝語蘭

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LiveMetallica.com | Download Live MP3 and FLAC Shows幼稚園老師拿起一顆雞蛋教育小朋友說：「雞蛋是由母雞那裡生來的。」小朋友紛紛點頭～ 隨後老師繼續問道：「那麼小朋友，你們是怎麼來的？」 只見底下所有小朋友不約而同的回答～ 「我們是坐娃娃車來的....」Latest News December 11, 2014: As you may know, to celebrate ten years of Live Metallica we've gone "old school" by also offering the shows you've been able to download on compact disc with all of 2014's shows now available on CD. Your response has been ....

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秘書的邀約

5月 6, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

live.sysinternals.com - /兩家企業公司的王總經理和李總經理是非常好的朋友，常常聚在一起互吐心聲，也常一起吃喝玩樂，有一天，兩人又約了見面互訴得意與失意的事情。 王總見到李總，一臉沮喪的神情，就問李總：「到底最近發生了什麼事情？怎麼臉色這麼難看？」 李總嘆口氣說:「唉，昨天是我的生日，我的女秘書請我去她家，Friday, May 30, 2014 6:57 PM 677 About_This_Site2.txt Monday, April 28, 2014 1:44 PM 380608 accesschk.exe Wednesday, November 1, 2006 1:06 PM 174968 AccessEnum.exe Thursday, July 12, 2007 5:26 AM 50379 AdExplorer.chm ......

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夫妻過招

5月 6, 2013

王妙萱

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COVERITLIVE.COM - Real-time Engagement Solution剛住進賓館，我就接到了老婆的電話：「老公，大事不好。今天咱們小區混進了幾個賊，咱家也被光顧了。」我跳了起來，問：「丟東西了嗎？有沒有報警？」「家裡被翻得亂七八糟，衣櫥裡的100,000塊錢沒了。還丟了什麼東西，我正在清理，警察下午來看過了。」老婆聽出了我的焦急，趕緊安慰我：「好在那幾個賊已經被警察抓CoveritLive: Live Blogging 2.0 - CoveritLive.com is a web based Live Blogging tool that allows you to broadcast live commentary to your readers. Instead of waiting for tomorrow to read what you have to say, they hear from you live...right now! If your goa...

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炒股小夫妻的性生活

5月 6, 2013

葉迎蓮

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LiveScore Soccer : Live Soccer Scores by LiveScore.com夫妻倆上床後開始溫存。 妻摸了摸夫的下面：怎麼還這麼疲軟？夫：別著急，盤整的越久，漲的越凶。妻繼續撫摩夫的下面：開始漲了，哇，漲的好快。夫：怎麼樣？漲停了，光頭大陽線。妻終於忍不住，翻身騎在夫身上：親愛的，我套牢你了。夫：套吧，套的越深越好。妻：我要開始上下震盪了。夫：震吧，注意控制好行情節奏。過了Soccer LiveScore - Soccer Live Scores, the First live score site on the Internet, powered by LiveScore.com since 1998. Live Soccer from all around the World. ... LiveScore Soccer / Football your no.1 Soccer Live Scores since 1998 for compact Livescore vis...

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『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑

5月 6, 2013

郭從芙

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Outlook.com Postmaster - Live『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑（請不要笑得太大聲）摘自台灣日報 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD！很有一套喔！ 哈哈哈哈Outlook.com Postmaster provides information for the administrators of systems sending email to Outlook.com. ... This site provides information to information technology professionals who administer systems that send email to and receive email from Outlook...

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張飛傳

5月 3, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Live Design | Home張飛與曹操兩人遙遙相對，只能比手劃腳，曹伸兩指，張伸一掌 ;曹伸五指，張伸兩手十指，曹拍自己肚子一下，張拍自己屁股一下，曹操憤而退回軍營。大罵:「人家說張飛是粗人，不料他嘴舌如此惡毒。」旁人問怎麼回事，曹說:「我說我有二十萬大軍，他說在此即無法前進，我說我能增兵為五十萬，他說他能調來一百萬人馬，我說Jan 21, 2015 Article livedesignonline Go Phish For The January Issue Of Live Design For Apple devices, including iPad and iPhone, download the Live Design app for free from the Apple App Store. For an Android tablet or smartphone, download the app for fre...

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