live while we're young lyrics

網路聊天室真面目

3月 28, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

One Direction - Live While We're Young - YouTube禮拜日，我很無聊，腦子開始高速運轉著接下來能做的事情。正當想挑一樣來做的時候，看見網頁又冒出一堆被強暴、網友見面被迷昏之類的新聞。這時候我實驗的個性又開始蠢蠢欲動。腦子突然浮現出很邪惡的想法，這個點子有點變態，但是為了要讓夢幻年輕女孩知道一些事實，我願意當個短暫的女人。馬上進行實驗，鍵上我要前往的地TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now! Featuring Live While We’re Young and Little Things. iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D Amazon: http://amzn.to/OXqkoD Official Store: http://myplay.me/vxl Music video by One Direction performing Live While We'...

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採到鴨子的懲罰

3月 28, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

lyrics — levi the poet有三個女人喜歡爭奇鬥豔他們死到天堂後,天堂的管理員說:這裡沒啥限制,就是不能採到鴨子他們聽完後很高興,沒想到天堂都是鴨子過沒幾天,甲女不小心踩到鴨子,於是被送去跟醜男銬在一起過幾個月乙女也踩到鴨子,也被銬在一起三年過了,管理員出現在丙女面前,身旁帶者一個帥氣的男子丙女想說:是不是我在天堂表現太好了,Braincase (listen/purchase) And I don't have all of your answers I know because I don't have all of mine But I do know that if we both Wrote out all of our questions And somebody took the time To explain all the mystery away (Maybe in numerical order, Cal...

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強迫遣散？新辦公室規定，立即生效！

3月 28, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Search lyrics【精選笑話】強迫遣散？新辦公室規定，立即生效！著裝準則:1) 建議根據你的收入水準著裝。2) 如果我們看到你穿著Prada鞋而且拿著Gucci包，我們認為你經濟上沒有問題所以不需要漲工資。3) 如果你穿得很破，你應該學習理財知識，從而買得起更好的衣服，也就不需要加薪了。4) 如果你穿著正合適，說明你Toggle navigation...

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小女孩call in點歌

3月 28, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Where Young College Graduates Are Choosing to Live - The New York Times小女孩call in點歌.................小女孩：我可以點歌嗎？播音員：可以呀！妳想點給誰聽？小女孩：我想點給我媽媽聽播音員：好乖！妳幾歲？小女孩：我十歲播音員：十歲？！才國小三年及是吧？妳該不會是點童謠吧？小女孩：我點給媽媽聽的，不是童謠啦！播音員：那為什麼會想點給媽媽聽？小女孩：Some cities are attracting young talent while their overall population falls, like Pittsburgh and New Orleans. And in a reversal, others that used to be magnets, like Atlanta and Charlotte, are struggling to attract them at the same rate. Even as American...

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教師節的禮物

3月 28, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Yang Lan: The generation that's remaking China | TED Talk | TED.com教師節到了，布朗老師收到了好多孩子們送他的禮物。首先是一個開糖果店老板的兒子送他的禮物，只見他拿著禮物盒搖了搖。“我猜這一定是一盒糖果。”“噢，你怎麼知道的，老師？”“這是秘密！”老師笑著回答。接著送他禮物的是一個開花店老板的女Please enter an email address. Please enter a valid email address. Did you mean ? Please check Daily or Weekly and try again. Please check your details and try again. Please check your details and try again. Sorry, we're currently having trouble processin...

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最惡毒的笑話

3月 28, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Live Aid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一位媽媽搭計程車要去接國中的女兒。    母女兩人經過某路段，只見一個個打扮妖艷的阻街女郎    開始站在路旁「做生意」。    正值青春期的女兒好奇的問：    「媽媽，那些女人站在路旁幹什麼？」  &nbsLive Aid was a dual-venue concert held on 13 July 1985. The event was organised by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure to raise funds for relief of the ongoing Ethiopian famine. Billed as the "global jukebox", the event was held simultaneously at Wembley Stadium in ...

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