live while we're young歌詞

這是您的披薩！

3月 18, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

One Direction - Live While We're Young - YouTube  有家外送披薩店，標榜30分鐘內一定送到，若超過30分鐘不用錢....而且外送小弟到達時，都會告訴客人：「先生（小姐）我20分鐘到達，這是您的披薩！」某一天，小美叫了一個披薩，不久後，果然有人來按門鈴：「小姐，我25分鐘到達！可是………我忘記帶披TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now! Featuring Live While We’re Young and Little Things. iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D Amazon: http://amzn.to/OXqkoD Official Store: http://myplay.me/vxl Music video by One Direction performing Live While We'...

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明天早上六點半，把我叫醒！

3月 18, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

lyrics — levi the poet有一對年輕夫妻吵了一晚架，臨睡前，兩人仍然氣呼呼的，都認為對方「莫名其妙」、「不可理喻」，而不願主動開口說話。關燈睡覺前，老公用筆寫了一張紙條，遞給他身邊的太太，上面寫著：「明天早上六點半，把我叫醒！」 老公於是開始呼呼大睡。隔天早上，老公猛然醒來，驚慌發現已經七點半了。先生心想：「完了，Braincase (listen/purchase) And I don't have all of your answers I know because I don't have all of mine But I do know that if we both Wrote out all of our questions And somebody took the time To explain all the mystery away (Maybe in numerical order, Cal...

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初戀女友和現任女友的區別

3月 18, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Search lyrics我的初戀女友初戀時21歲；我的現任女友初戀時16歲。我的初戀女友是我的大學同學；我的現任女友是我在網咖時認識的。我連哄帶騙一年半以後才與我初戀女友發生了關係；我與現任女友認識的第二天就睡在了一起。我和初戀女友發生關係的地點在我們宿舍；我和現任女友在四星的酒店開房。送初戀女友一個「史奴比」她高興好幾天Toggle navigation...

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今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Where Young College Graduates Are Choosing to Live - The New York Times今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了考官:妳是怎?知道我們招聘信息的？我:百度上搜的。考官:出去！今天去女廁所小便，我說了6個字就被攆出來了美眉：妳進來幹嘛？我：男廁所怎?走？美眉：出去！今天去肯得基，我說了5個字就被攆出來了MM:點什?？我：兩盒麥樂雞MM: 出去！今天去肯德基面試，問我Some cities are attracting young talent while their overall population falls, like Pittsburgh and New Orleans. And in a reversal, others that used to be magnets, like Atlanta and Charlotte, are struggling to attract them at the same rate. Even as American...

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英勇的戰士上戰場

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

What Happens When We All Live to 100? - The Atlantic某位英勇的戰士在上戰場前用貞操帶將他的女友鎖住, 並將鑰匙給了他的好友且吩咐說：”我如果三年內還 未歸來,你便可將它開了.”於是他安心的驅馬上前線. 行至半路忽聽得身後馬匹追趕聲,原來是他的那位好友. 好友說：〞你給錯鑰匙了！〞&nbsBuck employs Lilliputian electrocardiogram machines and toy-size CT scanners to examine the internal organs of mice, since the goal is not just to make them live longer but to keep them healthy longer, with less cancer or heart disease. Researchers curiou...

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簡訊作弊事件

3月 18, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Yang Lan: The generation that's remaking China | TED Talk | TED.com簡訊作弊事件 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。 期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。 Please enter an email address. Please enter a valid email address. Did you mean ? Please check Daily or Weekly and try again. Please check your details and try again. Please check your details and try again. Sorry, we're currently having trouble processin...

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