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London Underground - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天,身材一胖一瘦的阿強和小皮一起去逛街。 經過公園旁,他們看到「捐血一袋,救人一命」的捐血車, 熱心的義工正在鼓勵路人捐血,兩人於是決定也要去捐血。 上了捐血車後,兩人填好表格驗好血,就在一旁等著,護士抬起頭來看了兩人一眼, 就對小皮說:「你,兩百伍!」又對著阿強說:「那你就五百好了」,話說完後The London Underground (also known as the Tube or simply the Underground) is a public metro system serving a large part of Greater London and parts of the home counties of Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire and Essex. The system serves 270 stations and has 40...

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Tube map - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我也要活下去在一個有眾多名流出席大晚會上,已失去昔日風采,鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將雷利拄著枴杖蹣跚地走上臺來就座。 主持人開口問道:「您還經常去看醫生? 」「是的,常去看。」「為什麼?」「因為病人必須常去看醫生,醫生才能活下去。」臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲,人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。The Tube map is a schematic transit map of the lines, stations and services of London's public transit systems. The London Underground is the base of the map (which it is named after), but also includes the Docklands Light Railway and the London Overgroun...

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A Guide To Alternative London Tube Maps | Londonist上大學時,一個女孩說:「只要你有吃飯和看電影的錢我就跟你!」 我說:「我還在上學,所有的錢都是年邁父母辛苦賺來的,可惜我連這點錢也沒有。」(埋頭苦讀中……) 畢業後,另一個女孩說:「只要你工資在5萬以上,我就跟你!」 我說:「可惜我工資只有3The London Underground map has probably prompted more pastiches, tributes and piss-takes than any inanimate object in history. We’ve rounded up as many as we can find. The wonderful Geofftech did something similar a few years back, but the field has since...

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London Underground Tube Diary - Going Underground's Blog馬國一毛賊起色心竟冒充男主人裸身上床!馬來西亞一個可惡的竊賊,半夜闖入民宅,竟然想冒充丈夫,非禮女主人,結果被女主人識破,倉皇逃逸。據報導,這名竊賊闖入這間民宅之後,發現男主人已經在沙發上呼呼大睡了,再偷偷跑到主臥房一看,房間只有女主人在睡覺,於是心生歹念,全身脫光光之後,上了床;女主人以為丈夫回房Discover the London Underground with one woman's daily experiences of travelling on the London Underground subway system or the Tube as it is known to the locals. ... The Howard Griffin Gallery has salvaged an entire decommissioned Tube carriage from TfL....

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London Underground geographic maps - Wikimedia Commons獅子看過嗎? 兩個探險家在叢林中旅行狩獵,突然有隻兇猛的獅子跳到他們面前。 「保持冷靜,」其中一人低聲說,「記得我們看過的那本講野獸的書嗎?見到獅子時,只要站著不動和盯著牠看,牠就會轉身逃跑。」 「你說得不錯,」他的同伴回答,「你看過那本書,我也看過,可是獅子看過嗎?」A series of geographic maps of the London Underground in the LU house-style have been made by ed g2s • talk and James F.. These images are based solely on GPS data, which is in the public domain, and they are available under the GFDL....

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Tube - Transport for London新世代媳婦怎麼拜祖先,好好笑!好好笑~ 中元普渡....看看新世代媳婦怎麼拜(要看完ㄡ~愈後面愈厲害ㄡ..)我們一群女孩子嫁出去之後,家中的掃墓活動就冷清了許多,不過拜拜越來越簡單,也越來越奇特。婆婆家祭祖拜神的米酒,其實就是寶特瓶的水裡面放了幾顆米,我搞不清楚為什麼會這個樣子,不過,我婆婆卻老神在Search for stations, stops and piers (e.g. Bank) Tube Nearby Find your nearest station Standard tube map - PDF PDF 394KB Large print Tube map PDF 540KB Black & white large print Tube map PDF 542KB Taking bikes on the Tube PDF 158KB Step-free ......

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