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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

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Longman English Dictionary Online教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的Widgets How to use About LDOCE 50 000 indexed English entries ... Featured Entry ... To enrich your vocabulary, follow our word of the day: crowbar Longman English Dictionary Online - LDOCE The Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English Online is an onlin...

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

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Longman Dictionaries讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊Want even more from your online dictionary? Owners of the Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English 5th edition receive a free twelve month subscription to Longman Dictionaries Online for thousands of extra words, phrases and meanings, pronunciation ......

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愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

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Longman Dictionaries Online愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受 十個男人九個風流，十個女人，只有一個能讓男人風流 當男人喜歡一個女人的時候，他就會表現出風度； 當女人知道那個男人喜歡自己的時候，她就索求無度 女人先表現自己大方，男人就不敢小氣 人生的三大悲劇：美人會老、愛情會冷、婚姻會舊&Welcome to Longman Dictionaries Online When you buy a copy of the new Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English 5th Edition or the Longman Active Study Dictionary 5th edition, you will have FREE access to Longman Dictionaries Online for one year. The ......

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

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Dictionary.com - Free Online English Dictionary同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～The world's most popular dictionary and thesaurus with definitions, synonyms, antonyms, idioms, word origins, quotes, audio pronunciations, example sentences and Word of the Day! Look up the meaning of words, slang, phrases, idioms, and abbreviations in o...

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他們都是人

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

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bikini - Definition from Longman English Dictionary Online下午第一節是歷史課，老師在課堂上講得興致勃勃。一個外號叫三毛的同學卻趴在課桌上呼呼大睡，老師十分生氣，就把三毛叫了起來。 老師問：你說，王安石和歐陽修有什麼共同點？三毛脫口而出：他們都是宋朝人.老師接著問：那你說說，他們和唐太宗、諸葛亮有什麼共同點？ 三毛愣了愣，答道：他們都是古Definition of bikini from the Longman Online Dictionary of Contemporary English. The Longman English Dictionary provides support and resources for those who want to learn more about English. Widgets How to use About LDOCE Date: 1900-2000 Language: French...

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乳字的含義

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

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Longman Dictionaries Online乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等，並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗，說：「再造一個！」小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！老師再次大汗：說再造一個！小明：老師我真的想不出來Longman Dictionaries online is a premier dictionary site that allows you to access the best of Longman Learners' dictionaries, whatever you do, wherever you are. ... Welcome to Longman Dictionaries Online Longman Dictionaries online is a premier dictionar...

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