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Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna - YouTube大陸找來的文章,十分爆笑,由於大陸的用語與台灣不同,看起來也覺得特別有趣,作者及網址:薩蘇一個朋友在武漢幫人家搞個野生動物園,說起艱辛來一言難盡,艱辛以外還出了  不少笑話。    先是狗熊扒車跑出去了,把一家肉食鋪子吃的一塌糊塗,抓回來,第二頭熊又爬車頂上跑出去了,還Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records #VEVOCertified on September 13, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified....

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Lie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia流傳在記者圈的一個笑話一條蛇與一隻兔子在森林中的叉路相撞, 兩人爭吵一陣後竟然發現彼此都是瞎子,於是便惺惺相惜了起來。蛇泣道:「我從小就沒了父母,連水中的倒影也看不見。到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物」。「我也是耶?」 兔子也感傷的說。「我也不知道自己長什麼樣子...」一陣長談,蛇想出了一個點子。他跟兔A lie is an intentionally false statement to a person or group made by another person or group who knows it is not the truth.[1] The practice of communicating lies is called lying, and a person who communicates a lie may be termed a liar. Lies may be empl...

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I Will Always Love You - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備)然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea當面試"I Will Always Love You" is a song by American singer-songwriter Dolly Parton. The country track was released on June 6, 1974 as the second single from Parton's thirteenth solo studio album, Jolene (1974). The singer wrote the song, which was recorded on ...

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love - definition of love by The Free Dictionary結婚過後??老王跟他的老婆已經結婚了八年距離上次做愛做的事情已經有好幾個月了不過老王似乎都沒什麼興趣忽然有一天老王:老婆,你可以脫一下衣服嗎?老婆:(心中竊笑,等了好久終於等到今天)迅速的脫掉了衣服老王:老婆,你可以站到鏡子前面嗎?老婆:(疑!難道是看A片學的新招嗎?沒關係,新花樣也好^^)立刻走到love (lŭv) n. 1. A strong feeling of affection and concern toward another person, as that arising from kinship or close friendship. 2. A strong feeling of affection and concern for another person accompanied by sexual attraction. 3. a. A feeling of devoti...

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Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead:乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鴿、乳豬等,並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明:因為現在房價太高了,所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗,說:「再造一個!」小明:我年紀太小,連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去!老師再次大汗:說再造一個!小明:老師我真的想不出來I think, in our society, it’s a fairly common idea that vulnerability is a weakness of some kind. I know that I thought this same way. This idea that being unapologetically who you are (even if it means revealing tough things about yourself) is a negative...

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How do you completely get over someone you love when they do not feel the same way同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女:你在幹麻?我:你...你是那位?女:你不記得我啦?怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了~一聽就知道是詐騙的)我:哦!!(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊!!!女:對啦~我:最近在幹麻~WikiAnswers contributors give their advice: First realize that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. If someone is not interested in you it is in your best interest to find someone who does love and adore you for who you are. Know that you are worth...

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