lowlight

修女的反應

5月 8, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

lowlight - definition of lowlight by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.有兩個修女，一個是數學修女，另一個邏輯修女，現在已經快天黑了，但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。數學：妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有三十八分鐘三十秒了，不知道他想要做什麼？邏輯：合理的推斷，他想侵犯我們。數學：天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在十五分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該怎麼辦？邏輯：唯一合理的lowlight (ˈləʊˌlaɪt) n 1. an unenjoyable or unpleasant part of an event 2. (Hairdressing & Grooming) (usually plural) a streak of darker colour artificially applied to ... org&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=Tribune%20Feed:%20Main%20Feed By Reeve Hamilton In ...

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出名地吝嗇

5月 8, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Lowlight - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾Full Definition of LOWLIGHT: a particularly bad or unpleasant event, detail, or part See lowlight defined for English-language learners » Examples of LOWLIGHT That meal turned out to be one of the lowlights of our vacation. First Known Use of LOWLIGHT 194...

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天堂也有棒球

5月 8, 2013

連元柳

kuso

low light mixes | Mixcloud有兩個好朋友，他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷，他們老是在談論棒球的事，也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生，都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上，其中一位過世了；當然，他是在看完球賽以後死的，所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天，他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說low light mixes is on Mixcloud. Listen for free to their radio shows, DJ mix sets and Podcasts ... I create mixes that are usually ambient in nature. Each mix usually has a theme, 'sleep music', 'autumn', 'piano', 'stargazing', 'the sea', 'sci-fi', etc....

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關錯鳥

5月 8, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Low Light Mixes這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦！護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上，一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的Most regular visitors to this blog are aware that I also post these mixes over at Mixcloud. I love Mixcloud. I got in very early on and so have developed quite a few followers. It's been fun watching it grow. One thing that has helped in growing that foll...

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刮鬍子

5月 8, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Low-Light (v1) G.I. Joe Action Figure - YoJoe Archive妻：「我化妝完畢，現在可以逛街了。」 夫：「妳沒看見我正在刮鬍子嗎？」 妻：「甚麼？我化妝之前，你不是已經刮過了嗎？」 夫：「可是在你化妝完畢以後，鬍子又長出來了。」Low-Light was released carded as part of the fifth series (1986). He was also available in 1987 and was discontinued in 1988. ... YoJoe ID: 118-HAF-1986-LOWLIGHT-01 Series: Five (1986) Low-Light was released carded as part of the fifth series (1986). He w...

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金魚 田雞

5月 8, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Low-Light (v8) G.I. Joe Action Figure - YoJoe Archive常戴眼鏡的女生我們叫她做『金魚』 如果外表長得可愛的金魚叫『小金魚』 如果金魚戴眼鏡戴到眼睛微凸 叫『凸眼金魚』 如果皮膚比較黑的話叫『黑金魚』 如果金魚喜歡穿的花花綠綠 則升級為『錦鯉』 要是有一個男生約金魚出去 稱之為『養金魚』 要是有人在街上向Low-Light (version 8) was released in the second wave of figures for the Pursuit of Cobra line in 2011. ... YoJoe ID: 118-HAF-2011-LOWLIGHT-08 Series: Twenty Seven (2011) Low-Light (version 8) was released in the second wave of figures for the Pursuit of ...

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