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不能娶的女人

4月 10, 2013

彭香珍

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Market share for mobile, browsers, operating systems and search engines | NetMarketShare．車掌小姐：她總是說再進去一點！．女老師：她常常會不滿意，要你再一次！．護士小姐：她常說：把褲子脫掉..．空中小姐：她總是在上面！．售票員：她總是說：別急，要排隊喔！．電梯小姐：她一開口便說：先生，要上嗎？．女記者：她一見面總是不給稿！．證券營業員：你要進還是出？ 名詞新解所謂「約會」：就Market share for mobile, browsers, operating systems, search engines and social media. Mobile market share and desktop market share data. ... Usage Policy The free data provided can be freely distributed provided it is attributed to Net Applications.com a...

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比賽誰的鞋臭

4月 10, 2013

蔡若藍

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OS market share news小文、小明、小玉三人要比賽誰的鞋臭．．． 小文拿著鞋跑去教堂，結果教堂的人都昏倒了。 換小明進教堂，結果教堂的蟑螂都死光了。 換小玉進去，結果教堂並沒什麼改變，只是連耶穌都把嘴巴摀起來了。 一家影視廣告公司舉行演員面試，來了一位身材和相貌都不錯的北京女孩，&nThis report lists the market share of the top os's in use. Market Share Statistics for Internet Technologies...

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外國人問路

4月 10, 2013

何新冬

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NASDAQ Stock Market - Stock Quotes - Stock Exchange News - NASDAQ.com剛跟朋友去西門町晃有個男的金髮藍眼歪國人突然用英文問我們台北火車站怎麼走正當我在想要怎麼走準備要跟他說時我朋友開口了...友人:Go along this street three blocks and turn righton Market road.歪國人:Turn right on MarkeOfficial site featuring real time stock quotes, stock market news, and customizable tools for stock research....

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天底下最悲壯的事 -真的超爆笑

4月 10, 2013

陳巧芹

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Freddie Mac - Official Site那天約了個女網友見面，地點某公園，正值早晨人員稀少。 時間快到時忽然發現肚子疼。 詛咒著賣油條的無良小攤，繼續忍著等。 疼。 很疼。 相當疼。 急沖去廁所先。 一番狂轟濫炸後，頓時為之一爽，摸口袋時僵住：沒帶手紙。 等會MiMi measures the stability of local housing activity by combining current local market data with Freddie Mac data for all states, the top 100 metros, and the nation. See how your ......

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農夫vs律師

4月 10, 2013

謝語蘭

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Apple有一個農夫和一個律師汽車相撞，律師高傲的拿了一張名片給農夫。農夫也從他的後車廂拿出了一瓶威士忌，說道：『你好像受驚不小，喝一口吧!酒可以定定神…』律師就喝了一小口。「你的臉色還是很蒼白」，農夫說道：「再喝幾口吧!」在農夫勸說下，律師又喝了5、6口，然後律師提議說：「你也喝幾口吧！」「我Apple designs and creates the iPhone, iPad, Mac notebooks and desktop computers, iOS 8, OS X, iPod and iTunes, and the new Apple Watch. ... * Requires initial sign-up. At the end of the trial period, the membership will automatically renew and payment ......

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學生對把妹的看法

4月 10, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Apple - Mac學生對把妹的看法 作者: xo1100 (天兵小蝦)在一次宿舍載片被斷網的夜晚跟著室友天談地聊的哈拉著突然聊到把妹的話題某室友曰： 『 現在交女朋友還不是在幫別人養老婆? 』 這當為這理論開始點頭如搗蒜時有個聲音出現了「 換個角度想，那現在交女朋友不就等於是可以玩別人老婆A___A? 」室友呵呵笑的Explore the world of Mac. Check out the new MacBook, iMac, Mac Pro, and more. And discover powerful apps to help you get the most out of your Mac. ... Shop online. Configure your Mac exactly the way you want and have it shipped to your door — free. Buy .....

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