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車迷夫妻的情趣生活18+

4月 30, 2013

謝語竹

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MacBook Pro - New MacBook Pro - Apple Store (U.S.)車迷夫妻愛車如子，一晚，夫妻倆上床後開始溫存。有了以下惡搞對話，絕對專業。 妻撫摸夫：國產車的漆面怎麼這樣粗糙？ 夫撫摸妻：你不也是合資車嘛，只不過是金屬漆而已。 妻有些迫不及待，摸了摸夫下面，妻：怎麼還不上路？ 夫：別著急，冷啟動嘛，點火後熱一下車還是必要的。 妻：你個託兒，你結婚前每次怎麼不用熱With top-of-the-line Intel processors, HD graphics, and ultrafast Thunderbolt ports, MacBook Pro does more than ever. Faster than ever. ... Your MacBook Pro with Retina display comes with 90 days of free telephone support and a one-year limited warranty....

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吻仔魚五部曲

5月 2, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Apple - Mac★首部曲老公為了替破病中的老婆煮飯，決定到傳統市場買材料準備煮海鮮粥「孝敬」老婆……老公：「老闆，今天有進新的魚獲嗎？」魚販：「有啊！你看鱈魚怎樣？」老公：「鱈魚…？可是我要煮粥哩！有沒有小魚？」魚販：「煮粥呀－那吻仔魚最好了！』老公：「吻仔魚？好吧！那&hExplore the world of Mac. Check out the new MacBook, iMac, Mac Pro, and more. And discover powerful apps to help you get the most out of your Mac. ... Shop online. Configure your Mac exactly the way you want and have it shipped to your door — free. Buy .....

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雙重打擊

5月 2, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Apple - MacBook Pro我有個同事 賴小姐(沒懷孕)，長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃...有次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，人很多，沒有位子，小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭.....沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位……熱心乘客："我馬上要下車沒關係，懷孕的人不能久站，坐著吧！"也不聽她分辨就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講With the latest-generation Intel processors, all-new graphics, and faster flash storage, MacBook Pro moves further ahead in power and performance. ... The 15‑inch model has over 5 million pixels, and the 13‑inch model has over 4 million. So you can retouc...

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你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊

5月 2, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

MAC Cosmetics - Official Site昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班騎著騎著,車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來快要變綠燈的時候,隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫媽的~老兄!你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊!下次記得找正一點的啊!哈哈哈哈~~~~~~說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了我心想:算了~反正我也不是啥大正妹...(不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高Free Shipping & Returns Shipping offer valid on orders shipped to US addresses. Free Standard Shipping and Returns* with any purchase. Upgrade to 2nd Day Shipping for $5.00 or Overnight Shipping for $10.00. Standard Shipping is always complimentary on MAC...

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粗級英語程度笑話

4月 30, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Refurbished Mac - Apple Certified - Apple Store (U.S.)一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與Refurbished 13.3-inch MacBook Pro 2.5GHz Dual-core Intel i5 Originally released June 2012 13.3-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen display, 1280-by-800 resolution 4GB (2 x 2GB) of 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM 500GB Serial ATA @ 5400 ......

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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

4月 30, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

MacBook - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特The MacBook is a brand of notebook computers manufactured by Apple Inc. from early 2006 to late 2011, and relaunched in 2015. It replaced the iBook series and 12-inch PowerBook series of notebooks as a part of the Apple-Intel transition from PowerPC. Posi...

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